KreiaDidNothingWrong

Implying there's enough money there

And what happens when there's no money to pull from because you've ensured far, far less people can have kids?

You'll run out of supplies and eventually the surface will claim you when you leave for more beans

This "poor people just stop breeding" attitude is a far more realistic problem than overpopulation, which is a meme

And what happens when there aren't enough people alive to pay for your existence when you retire, grandpa?

porn is hilarious even when I'm not horny.

If I were able to create an autonomous zone without the government going "dudereactlmfao" and killing us all, sex workers would be free to do w/e while pimps would be put to the wall

I wouldn't even be surprised

Yeah They've essentially forced Sex Workers back into the hands of pimps Good going, US government

That would be great Fuckin Keebler elf lookin ass

Debt is a spook hehehe

that was a beautiful post

make sure it's done through craigslist somehow

it'll be funny

why would you do that that's like toasting literal plastic and putting margarine on it

You'll get a lot of fights because you'll be sort of like a villain. Everyone will want to teach you a lesson and you'll make money even if you lose!

This is how your MMA career begins prepare to get rich

make them fight for your love your job will be funnier at least

when my cat meows I meow back

that sounds terrible

are you some sort of babysitter or something?

I'm in line for a management position at my store I've never been written up for anything even though I'm essentially the Jim Halpert of my workplace One day, of course one of the few times I have to cover some cashier, some guy is mad that he's not getting the sale price on something and I explain he has to have a card I can sign him up for and that this is what "with card" is referring to on the tags. Explain it's free to join and some of the benefits of doing so. He walks off and puts it back on his way out he's like "U NEED TO CHANGE THE SIGN BUDDY" and I'm like "yeah, maybe read the tag next time." he leaves haven't seen him since my answer to not seeing him again is "good"

BJJ is good, but idk how good the schools are around me I need to get into a grappling art eventually

take up a martial art this forces you to work out for like 3 hours a week at least

you can be on my team