GuyBeardmane

Funny you should ask, because I do have a nice, wholesome story to share. Yeah, a lot of the weird shit would probably be more in line with passengers, but I was driving this morning and got an order that popped up for Dunkin Donuts. Somebody wanted some munchkins and an apple juice. The amount it shows I'll make is $3.09. I take it, because I was already out and had been for awhile and nothing else had come up. I pick up the Dunkin, drive by the place twice before pulling in (person just put the apartment complex name instead of the address), and get out to deliver. Send the "I've arrived" auto-message, walk toward the apartment and a kid that had to be between 10 and 12 comes out. Ask if he's the customer and he says yeah, so I hand him his munchkins and apple juice. He goes back, I start walking to my car just thinking "man, good on this kid for ordering some breakfast" and he shouts "wait" from behind me, runs down the sidewalk and says "I almost forgot to tip you" and he hands me two bucks cash. It's my favorite two bucks ever. Good kid.

Melted ice cream is more closely related to milkshake than soup. Always tip up. Anyone who gives any other answer is a pig who should be tarred and feathered.

I'm calling it now: Lions are going to win at least half of their games. I know, I know. It's wishful thinking. But I'll stand firm.

Note to self: get a Texans helmet

Happy Dingleberry-free Birthday!

I don't have to pay rent yet. I'll take what I can get.

Lexington, home of the UK Wildcats. Also college sports are manipulative and student athletes should get paid. Also there's a big TS party at a local strip club tonight.

I just moved from small town shithole to real actual city with viable population density. I made $8.73.

I had a problem completing the delivery on the app after delivering the food and had to call support, only to be told to turn off the app and turn it back on and try again, which worked. This has made me realize I'm old as shit and no longer tech-savvy enough to hang in a modern environment.

Content Warning: Graphic violence and gore, scary imagery, a scene of cat sex

Howard Johnson, or Hojo, as he is more colloquially known, is the mad scientist responsible for the creation of Sephiroth and thus the events that occur in Final Fantasy VII.

You FOOL! You absolute clown! Didn't you learn anything from the ASMB? There is no four.

Definitely not a frathouse. The pool is shaped like a bean and has a diving board. Spoiler: I got sunburnt because my ass hasn't spent time outside for years. Look at this red from being in a pool for like an hour.

It's there and it's MAGICAL

No to the bedroom suite, but there's a bed and a dresser and a desk. Also I just came back in from swimming BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING POOL IN THE BACKYARD.

And for some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name.

Truly a classic meme. Timeless, even.

Followed by Tritelight's incredible story of killing a snake with a katana.

Well it's different if you're rewarding the tiddies. Like, cover those things in buttercream. I lost the thread and stopped talking about cupcakes for a minute there.