GuyBeardmane

hi pat

She sleeps against it sometimes. She is very much my baby though. Little chunky shadow that follows me around the house.

Temporarily hijacking this thread to brag. I got a new job as a registrar and attendance clerk at a local elementary school that's like 5 minutes from where I live. I joined the union. I'm finally doing something that seems like a career and I'm getting to do something where I'll be making a difference and I'm all sorts of hyped about it.

She booped my nose a few weeks back with her claw at bed time and I had to get up and wash the blood off.

She is a wonderful chonker. Send her birthday wishes.

GODDAMMIT HR HURRY IT THE FUCK UP I NEED TO START NEW JOB LAST WEDNESDAY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Katana is my alarm clock. She makes sure I get up to feed her between 6 and 7 am.

It's not pronounced like Rinoa is what I've learned.

Youtube mostly gets it right.

Had a dream the other night where I was Gaston from the animated Beauty and the Beast and I was on a mission for redemption and trying to make up for all the shitty things done in the movie. Most of the people were already pretty forgiving, so there wasn't much to do to appease them and I eventually started slacking off and half-assing everything. Then I can't remember exactly what happened, like some kind of natural disaster, and this one woman lifted a steel beam that had fallen on a house's roof and tossed it to the ground so it didn't completely crush the house and I was so inspired by her that I started going out of my way to be as helpful as she was. Pretty sure the dream ended with me making out with strong lady.

For some reason this is the song that always pops into my head when I blank out.

So funny thing in 8th grade, I told my algebra teacher that I had an important message to tell the class so she let me get up in front of everyone and I said I was an alien. I was a weird kid.

I just want an adaptation of Dr. McNinja.

Four days left.

It really depends on the genre. Like, if I were going hair metal, screaming my name would be part of the chorus. Alternatively if I was going disco, screaming my name would be part of the chorus.

Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn.

Don't kinkshame me.

Fatality 1 is just a bear hug that's so tight the victim's head pops off. Fatality 2 is the beard and mane going all tentacle-y and ripping the victim to pieces.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. SHE'S A GODDESS.

[Waves, then starts being crushed by invisible box]