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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Short answer: They're looking into it. They do have a name for it, called "the rumination spiral." Also "conditioned arousal," which isn't nearly as sexy as it sounds.
  2. I am Jack's STD o'lantern
  3. Yeah, this is what I heard from my mqm today. "Direct Energy Weapon." Surprised MTG hasn't claimed this yet and demanded the DOJ arrest people yet.
  4. They should probably just keep him in solitary confinement until the trial is over and his execution is scheduled.
  5. She sleeps against it sometimes. She is very much my baby though. Little chunky shadow that follows me around the house.
  6. Temporarily hijacking this thread to brag. I got a new job as a registrar and attendance clerk at a local elementary school that's like 5 minutes from where I live. I joined the union. I'm finally doing something that seems like a career and I'm getting to do something where I'll be making a difference and I'm all sorts of hyped about it.
  7. She booped my nose a few weeks back with her claw at bed time and I had to get up and wash the blood off.
  8. She is a wonderful chonker. Send her birthday wishes.
  9. He doesn't have to. Sure, republicans passed a law stating that he would have to, but Beshear's the type who would appoint a Dem and sue for his right to do so. https://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article277714983.html
  10. GODDAMMIT HR HURRY IT THE FUCK UP I NEED TO START NEW JOB LAST WEDNESDAY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
  11. Katana is my alarm clock. She makes sure I get up to feed her between 6 and 7 am.
  12. It's not pronounced like Rinoa is what I've learned.
  13. So I used to work with a guy I considered a tinfoil hat looney who talked about how he used to work for a military branch that dealt with aliens. Had pictures on his cellphone of UFOs that I just acknowledged as "neat" while thinking "yup, that's a photoshop. Oh, there are greys? Yup, that's a shop." He talked about how the alien life fed on emotion and really thrived on chaos, confusion, and hatred, so the U.S. government has been all about perpetual warfare to please them and as a result get advanced technology they can reverse engineer. I'm not sure ol' boy was a tinfoil hat looney now.
  14. Youtube mostly gets it right.
  15. Basically their options are a liberal and a BLACK man. Qnuts and MAGA cunts won't know whether it's time to be racist or time to own the libs.
  16. Because 90% of rural voters are MAGA idiots and just vote R because that's the only letter of the alphabet they know other than Q. Matt Bevins fucked the state hard during his term so most people go to Beshear by default. He's done good in the state too. Hopefully people aren't so stupid to vote against their best interests. Or at least hope they're too stupid to vote in an off year.
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