GuyBeardmane

Had a dream the other night where I was Gaston from the animated Beauty and the Beast and I was on a mission for redemption and trying to make up for all the shitty things done in the movie. Most of the people were already pretty forgiving, so there wasn't much to do to appease them and I eventually started slacking off and half-assing everything. Then I can't remember exactly what happened, like some kind of natural disaster, and this one woman lifted a steel beam that had fallen on a house's roof and tossed it to the ground so it didn't completely crush the house and I was so inspired by her that I started going out of my way to be as helpful as she was. Pretty sure the dream ended with me making out with strong lady.

For some reason this is the song that always pops into my head when I blank out.

So funny thing in 8th grade, I told my algebra teacher that I had an important message to tell the class so she let me get up in front of everyone and I said I was an alien. I was a weird kid.

I just want an adaptation of Dr. McNinja.

Four days left.

It really depends on the genre. Like, if I were going hair metal, screaming my name would be part of the chorus. Alternatively if I was going disco, screaming my name would be part of the chorus.

Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn.

Don't kinkshame me.

Fatality 1 is just a bear hug that's so tight the victim's head pops off. Fatality 2 is the beard and mane going all tentacle-y and ripping the victim to pieces.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. SHE'S A GODDESS.

[Waves, then starts being crushed by invisible box]

Respected Artist in the 1920s.

Capitalism, mostly.

This is one of the many thoughts that come to me while driving, like the Elmer Fudd Machine Gun and Kermit Karaoke.

I'm pretty sure a vampire could turn a werewolf, but I don't think a werewolf could turn a vampire. From my understanding, both vampires and werewolves are capable of inflicting bites that have the capability of turning the recipient into another vampire/werewolf. But werewolves are living creatures where vampires are undead, and going along with the process of being undead I don't believe vampires hearts pump blood. They consume blood, but I think it's just demonic evil that keeps them alive. So a werewolf bite wouldn't be able to infect a vampire's bloodstream to get them to turn into a werepire, but since werewolves are living beings if one was to get bitten by a vampire they could get turned into a vampwolf. Thank you for attending my TED Talk. Put this in the Horror folder for future discussion.

"Fuck your shit" for super strength destruction, and "Eat my ass" for flight and super speed as I leave.

I already miss her and her cookies and her jiggling robot bewbies. She was a good one. I haven't talked with her since Covid, but she was always near and dear to me.

I have a 1TB hard drive, so that's where my mind went. Deffo over my head.

It was (nearly) my entire porn collection. I've got 21gb left. But that may reduce even more so. Also how is 100 gigs of porn not a lot? I'm having difficulty wrapping my head around that. I'm old and behind the times.

At a certain point one has to ask oneself "how much is too much? There's no way you're going to consume this much porn in your life."