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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I didn't believe it, but the video still makes a good point. Why other flavors of oreos to begin with?
  2. Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
  3. This is a crime. Related video:
  4. It wasn't so bad when sipping, tastes like a frosted cola cake. But taking big gulps was bad news. I'm not a fan of peeps to begin with so the full marshmallow flavor instead of the low key sugar flavor was too much.
  5. They really dropped the ball with the labeling. Like, we all know it's Peepsi, but they're like "no, we have to say both brands and portmanteaus hurt marketing blu blu blu" or some shit like that.
  6. Ever since I was 16, the vehicle I have driven has been named "The Sexmobile." Currently I drive a Jeep Renegade, and it is The Sexmobile Mark V. That is the official name.
  7. Aka the limited edition flavor thread. Here's a nice Peepsi Cola for everyone.
  8. Clue. Perfect cast, perfect writing, perfect performances.
  9. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a23024345/never-flush-with-toilet-lid-up/
  10. If consequences exist, I'd stick to something really mild. Like just a really basic kind of spell of protection. Ward off any kind of evil juju at the expense of people thinking I'm a weirdo.
  11. First one is for Xennials who watched the show as a kid and is made by Kevin Smith. The second one is for children of millenials who don't want to watch the original but like the idea of He-Man.
  12. Those classics are important. I was just hyped that these minis existed and they were the full on '83 style. They are now sitting atop my monitor.
  13. At one point Nielsen gave me a whole damn cellphone. Like, for a while I was a Nielsen family and the cellphone was supposed to track the data somehow? And after a year I got to keep it. $6 can't buy a cellphone. Can't even pay a cellphone bill. It's jerks.
  14. I'd probably just make everyone more empathetic. Like, set up some kind of supernatural empathy switch in everyone's brain so when they thought of doing shit that would hurt someone else, the switch would trigger and they'd get a Hollywood-style montage of the problems they're about to inflict on the other person/people, and then when the montage is over they could stop mid-sentence and change their mind. Also I'd just fuckin get rid of money and give everyone a ST:TNG replicator and holodeck in their homes and thus resolve the whole "scarcity of resources" thing people pretend is still an issue when in reality it's rich people hogging all the goddamn resources like dragons.
  15. Grayson Cat wanted to join the nap club.
  16. You either die a hero or a superhero or a superhero or a superhero or a superhero I got stuck in a loop.
  17. Odin! Give me your wisdom! What's it like to be old now? I must know, so I can prepare for my own oldening. Also huzzah to Fox, for achieving age but not oldness!
  18. Tastes like melted SweeTarts. Sucks ass. Last year's melted Skittles flavor was better.
  19. So "The Artist" phase of his career was due to conflict with Warner Brothers studio. They owned the name Prince and all his music, so to fuck them over he used the symbol until the whole contract issue was resolved.
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