GuyBeardmane
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As you would think, these are videos that are narrated. Because PornHub is a meme.
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Getting an oil change is terrible. So much waiting. I hate it.
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I threatend to make Shadow drink water out of a normal pet dish
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My friend's cat only drinks out of running faucets. -
Hell yeah.
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I got addticted to mcdonalds breakfast biscuits
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Not eating death biscuits. -
I work on Thanksgiving.
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I got addticted to mcdonalds breakfast biscuits
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I almost choked to death on a McDonald's breakfast biscuit. It's why I get McGriddles instead. -
I am ready to die now, as I earned my sticker.
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Sinus congestion/chest congestion/ear infection. It's been over a week since it hit me. I've been taking an antibiotic for the past few days but not getting better. I'm gonna die of this call center plague and it fucking sucks.
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Kitties ❤❤❤
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there was too much tuna in the pouch for my sandwich
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Couldn't hurt. -
there was too much tuna in the pouch for my sandwich
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Drop a screw in it. -
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Tiddies
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Lol would you like some monster ham in your mouth.
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Suddenly I'm imagining the pornographic version of John Henry. Contest between man and machine: who can suck the most dicks?
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I mean it's R. Lee Ermey and references Mickey Mouse, so...
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Fembots you say... I'm down.
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Sorry, I think that honor goes to this. I mean, Metallica even said it themselves.
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Remixed for 2018
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BENEATH THE MILKY TWILIGHT LEAD ME OUT ON THE MOONLIT FLOOR LIFT UP YOUR HAND STRIKE UP THE BAND AND MAKE THE FIREFLIES DANCE SILVER MOON'S SPARKLING SO KISS ME
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I've also kissed girls, and I also find it an enjoyable experience. I also bought cherry chapstick in case I bump into Katy Perry and she's in a smoochable mood.
