GuyBeardmane

They really dropped the ball with the labeling. Like, we all know it's Peepsi, but they're like "no, we have to say both brands and portmanteaus hurt marketing blu blu blu" or some shit like that.

Ever since I was 16, the vehicle I have driven has been named "The Sexmobile." Currently I drive a Jeep Renegade, and it is The Sexmobile Mark V. That is the official name.

Aka the limited edition flavor thread. Here's a nice Peepsi Cola for everyone.

Clue. Perfect cast, perfect writing, perfect performances.

Cop stupidity is typically brutality without a target.

Fuckin hate the use of words there. "The deputy's gun accidentally discharged." Like what, is he butterfingers and he dropped it and it went off, or are cops so unaccountable for their actions that the triggers pull themselves when the gun is in their hands?

Is he turning his mega-yacht into free housing for people who want to live on the ocean? Is he going to have his company actually implement any of the many ways they could reduce the damage they're doing to the environment? This would be a good place to start fixing things instead of just throwing money at the problem. Because they ARE the problem.

Bless the person who paid $8 to fuck over a pharmaceutical company, and may there be many more in the coming days.

Kentucky is overall dumb, keeping red. But so far No on Amendment 2 is ahead with 86% of precincts reporting. So at least there's that.

Voted all D on my ballot, didn't give a vote to any uncontested republicans because fuck all of them. Had a lot of non-partisan court positions showing up but more of them were uncontested as well. Big thing on the KY ballot was Amendment 2, banning abortion in all circumstances in the KY constitution. Voted hard no to that shit. Hope the rest of the voters in the state followed suit. Also go Charles Booker, let's can Rand.

Nabs, you're literally drinking from the same piss pail that bucket and jingo do. Get help.

To reiterate: shut the fuck up you goddamn nazi.

I'm not going to unblock jingo to see whatever bullshit he posted, but shut the fuck up you goddamn nazi.

Mick Foley deleted his Twitter. If it's too much for the Hardcore Legend...

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a23024345/never-flush-with-toilet-lid-up/

If consequences exist, I'd stick to something really mild. Like just a really basic kind of spell of protection. Ward off any kind of evil juju at the expense of people thinking I'm a weirdo.

Bet. Haunt me with them.

The fact that Thomas is allowed to weigh in when his wife is in trouble for the same shit that Lindsey Graham is in trouble for is bullshit.

First one is for Xennials who watched the show as a kid and is made by Kevin Smith. The second one is for children of millenials who don't want to watch the original but like the idea of He-Man.

Twice.

Those classics are important. I was just hyped that these minis existed and they were the full on '83 style. They are now sitting atop my monitor.

Update: 9/24/22

At one point Nielsen gave me a whole damn cellphone. Like, for a while I was a Nielsen family and the cellphone was supposed to track the data somehow? And after a year I got to keep it. $6 can't buy a cellphone. Can't even pay a cellphone bill. It's jerks.

I'd probably just make everyone more empathetic. Like, set up some kind of supernatural empathy switch in everyone's brain so when they thought of doing shit that would hurt someone else, the switch would trigger and they'd get a Hollywood-style montage of the problems they're about to inflict on the other person/people, and then when the montage is over they could stop mid-sentence and change their mind. Also I'd just fuckin get rid of money and give everyone a ST:TNG replicator and holodeck in their homes and thus resolve the whole "scarcity of resources" thing people pretend is still an issue when in reality it's rich people hogging all the goddamn resources like dragons.

Game on.