GuyBeardmane

Hunie Pop

Today I am a lion.

Mango Dragonfruit Refresher sounds good but extra af. HOLY SHIT THAT ME

Lower Middle Class sugar daddies

Only got 32 more to go.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Crazy fuckin Alaskan rednecks living off the grid except they have a goddamn reality show about them being stupid insane lunatics living out in the woods and building a cabin instead of just living in society like real actual humans. Fuck this shit, man. Stupid as hell.

It me.

HELLO FRENDPAT

Put a hot wet towel on your head and drink some tea.

They are the best.

And share them here. I am seeking validation/fishing for compliments. LOVE ME GODDAMMIT

I'm sorry, I thought this was RUIN a super power.

Not right now it don't.

If Slendy had a face What would it look like And would you wanna see If seeing meant that you would have to believe In things like SCP and in Jeff the Killer and all the creepypastas

I can't imagine finding an 18 year old sexy as someone twice that old.

Mine is actually for everyone with boobs.

😘

Send boobs plzkthx

They are 16 weeks old today. They got their rabies vaccine and last booster yesterday. Layla is 21 pounds and Ebony is 19.3 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue When it comes to Star Wars, Talk like Yoda, you do.

Blep

SO MANY LIL CHUBBLES

Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom. I want the power of Swamp Thing.