GuyBeardmane

I'm a fan of telling people to eat a bag of dicks, because instead of fellatio it's cannibalism, and it makes it sound like these dicks have been severed from the body since there is more than one and they're in a bag.

See, I read "devices" and I thought this was about the hentai series but it turns out that's call "Cool Devices."

Why did Frog talk like that. No one else in 600 AD talked in Olde Englishe. He didn't even talk like that as Glenn. Just, he gets turned into a frog by Magus and starts saying "thou" and adds "-eth" and "-est" to the end of verbs. What the hell, Frog.

100% agree. Getting a beej feels AMAZING and I don't see how using fellatio works as a pejorative, because fellatio is amazing.

Curls for days

Tell me it.

Never played the game. I think I have more experience with Pretty Pretty Princess than Crossfire.

Yes. It is delicious refrigerated garbage food.

@Poof: after successfully staging a coup and overthrowing the government, one of her generals imprisoned her in an attempt to take her place. It will be a failed attempt and Poof will return to power in a few months.

Yes, but it tastes AMAZING.

This is a pizza donut.

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It'll just be the Wachowski's Speed Racer, but Poof plays Trixie nude throughout the film and everyone just ignores her nakedness.

I've got some real words for ya 😘

I can afford to put balloons in your shirt, because I am a splenda daddy.

I would have to see these boobs to hypothesize. Titties for science!

Crossword puzzles annoy me, because so many will use bad clues or words that no one ever uses. Like, I can't count how many times "ELL" has been a solution in a crossword I've done.

A certain unnamed user of the amb told me she wanted to pan-fry my ejaculate and eat it. Another told me that it tasted like meat lover's pizza, and after telling that in a chat I permanently ruined meat lover's pizza for malonloveslink.

Send tits for sympathy.

The bra could have been stuck in the drawer and only recently came loose. Depending on the type of drawers and how full they're stuffed, clothes can get stuck between the drawer and back or the leads and just hang out there.

Weekly scalp massages with tea tree oil keep my hair all shiny and healthy. Plus they feel hella good.

Michael Caine only slightly hates you, then.

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