GuyBeardmane

Someone needs to call CPS to get her children removed from her home before she takes them on a trip to Mexico thinking they have serpent DNA.

I got a free Prime trial just to watch the movie and it made me ugly-cry. It's not as confusing as Part 3, and the pre-opening recap of the first three movies was very welcome. Mari kicking ass and using the Eiffel Tower to explode an entire army of Evas was rad af, I got sad when Ayanami got tanged, and all the batshit insane stuff about spears, Unit 13, the Imaginary Eva, and everything turned into set dressing when it boiled down to Shinji overcoming his depression. Like, Gendo acknowledging how he failed and finally seeing how Shinji had his mother's spirit and accepting her death was heart wrenching but at the same time inspiring. Shinji letting go of Rei and Asuka and Kaworu was just so beautiful. I had read an article where Anno said he feels like he doesn't need to see Shinji anymore, and I get it. Shinji made it through his darkest times and came out the other side better for it, and I love it. Damn it's a good movie.

On the one hand I've never trolled the gas station attendant, but on the other I also don't know the size of my gas tank and have always just thought of gas in dollars instead of gallons. Like if I have to go inside it's just "I need $20 in gas."

New Snail's House

Buy Stardew Valley. It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa). Spend time in the game. Too much time. Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game. Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game. Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today."

I had the realization the other day that the Smashing Pumpkins cover of "Landslide" is older now than the original song was when the Smashing Pumpkins recorded the cover.

Silly sponges, all wallpaper is lickable. I want some of those bronto ribs Fred gets in the end credits of The Flintstones.

This is the grown-up version of staring listlessly out a window and quoting Billy Corgan, isn't it?

It may just be nostalgia goggles but I think it was one of the best 90s cartoons out there. Like a very early prototype of today's serial cartoons.

I agree. Please a reboot of the show. Like, the show never really concluded either. I think the last episode was them losing one of the legendary treasures to the Dark Water but then the Dark Water dissolved and became clear, as if the treasure itself had dispelled whatever toxin/curse was on it. Maybe get rid of the monkeybirds, or at least cut the need for comic relief a bit, but I can get behind a series reboot.

Who needs survival skills? Not like there's gonna be a nuclear holocaust or anything. That would mean the rich lose their customers.

Because bucket is a literal fucking nazi and deserves to be shit on. He doesn't deserve to breathe or exist. I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for participating in the Trump Insurrection, but then again he's too fucking lazy to get out of his house.

Commandment IV: Thou shalt not pay someone on Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Sometimes you just gotta have McNugs.

When the moon hits Uranus like a giant big black paynus That's a porno

Chibodee Crockett, piloting the football-playing cowboy boxer Gundam.