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I went to one with some coworkers at a previous job for a work party thing. Didn't have to pay, so that made it worthwhile. It was pretty amusing and fun, getting to solve each little puzzle to get the clue to the next part all to get out. We managed to escape with 90 seconds left, and also I caused a rubber hand to fall on an old woman and nearly scare her shitless, so all in all it was a pretty good time.

You got any uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mozzarella sticks

Hey, that's pretty cool. Christopher Lee never shed the blood of a Saxon man on my face.

Not a Disney princess. A Disney QUEEN.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘 But also to note while I was lurking at I do I read the conversation about apricot scrub and bought some because I'm tired of having the pimpliest nose ever.

*AHEM*

Oh man Xanga. That was cringy times.

You should've ordered her an angel shot. She'd have loved it.

Because you're 12. Top 8.

You right, so I'll qualify my statement by saying "in the first episode, his first client was Dr. Benton Quest. I have the season one DVD where they called him Race Bannon, which is what I'm basing this from. Sad to lose Venture Bros from this multiverse, but what can you do?

Lucky Wander Boy by D.B. Weiss. I have bought three copies because the first two were given to friends to read and I didn't get them back before I moved from Tennessee, which was 14 years ago.

Ace of the Gangrene Gang from the Power Puff Girls is officially the newest member of the Gorillaz, replacing Murdoch on bass because Murdoch went to jail. This means the Gorillaz exist in the Power Puff Girls universe. And since the Justice Friends have made an appearance in the city of Townsville as well, that means that Dexter's Lab exists in this animated universe. BUT WAIT, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. Blue Falcon visited Dexter to get Dyno-Mutt repaired, meaning Blue Falcon exists in this crossover universe. Blue Falcon was also a partner at Sebben & Sebben, making Harvey Birdman canon in this universe, meaning all the characters that appeared in Harvey Birdman are here. Birdman also subbed in for Space Ghost on an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, adding Space Ghost, Zorak, Moltar, and Brak to the mix. Birdman's first client was Dr. Benton Quest, who was being sued for custody of Johnny and Hadji by a robot Race Bannon. Both Johnny Quest and Race Bannon made appearances in the Venture Brothers, meaning the whole Venture-verse is here as well. But all of this pales in comparison to the final links: Jack Black just hangs out in the Gorillaz video "Humility," cheesing it on camera and playing guitar. Space Ghost interviewed a lot of celebrities. And Scooby and Shaggy, two of Harvey Birdman's clients, solved mysteries with Don Knotts, Phyllis Diller, and the Harlem Globetrotters. That means this expanded Hanna Barbera Universe also includes the real world that we live in. Dun dun dunnn!

PS2: Final Fantasy X, Dragon Quest VIII, Rogue Galaxy, Final Fantasy Anthology, and Final Fantasy Chronicles. That way I get FF6 and Chrono Trigger too.

Weezer tried their hand at this. I am disappoint.

You're not gonna fool me. Last time I did that wasps decided my ass made a perfect place to check how their stingers worked.

She's torn up right now. The whole family is. His heart's been failing for a long time. He had gall stones and the doctors wouldn't perform the surgery because his heart was so weak they were afraid they wouldn't be able to bring him out of anesthesia. Bad knees, bad shoulders, diabetes, high blood pressure. He was living on borrowed time. It was only after my niece's birthday last year asking if he was gonna be around for graduation that he made her that promise. While we were heading back home from her graduation we stopped at a gas station for a bathroom break. He started losing his balance while walking back across the gas station and fell in the parking lot. Had his portable oxygen on and was trying to catch his breath. A bunch of strangers came up to help him up, and when we picked him up and got him into his wheelchair he just fell over on me and stopped breathing and was already getting cold. Called an ambulance and they took him to the nearest hospital. Tried a shot of epinephrine and all it did was make his pacemaker fire off, and he had DNR in his living will, so that was that. I feel guilty for not insisting we get his wheelchair out before we even got out of the car. I feel like there's something I could have done differently instead of him dying. I know it's silly to feel like that but I'm still blaming myself. And I really do thank everyone for your condolences and everything. It really does help.

And he did. And less than four hours after I took this picture tonight, he died in a gas station parking lot on the way back home from her graduation. I am feeling numb and empty and sick to my stomach and I guess I want people to send me pity and well wishes, but at the same time I just don't want to do anything or see or talk to anybody. Things suck.

I don't wanna eat ass or sit in waste, and presenting me with money to do something I just don't wanna do isn't gonna make me do it.

I think I'd just go without the million.

Yes. People who think incels aren't worthless pieces of shit are bugging me. The mere idea that a person of any intelligence would think that the same sleazebags who believe women have to fuck them merely for existing bugs the hell out of me. It should bother anyone with a functioning brain.

Did I strike a nerve? Feeling a little bit defensive, Chuck? I don't like guns. I ain't gonna shoot anyone. But goddamn if I won't claim I'm superior to a fucking waste of flesh who thinks that women owe them their bodies because they're entitled white boys. Incels are shit and don't deserve to breathe. End of thread.

Jack Nicholson's character gets lobotomized. Becomes bed-ridden vegetable that cannot move on his own. Gets murdered out of pity by a giant psycho Indian also in the mental hospital, who then pulls a drinking fountain out of the floor and chucks it through the window and escapes. In this scenario, incels = Jack Nicholson's character.

If they are brainless vegetables, then there's nothing to worry about. Haven't you seen the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? The difference is pedophiles get arrested when the feds get into their computers. Incels are the type to commit mass shootings because they can't get laid. I'd rather they not have the opportunity to take the life of anyone who's more important than they are, which is everyone.

It must be fate, then. The thread deleted itself from existence before I had a chance to look at that picture. Such cruel fate.