GuyBeardmane

Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to spank him with a Forbes magazine. Don't say the rich don't like to pay people to treat them like shit.

So you're saying that self-entitled fucksticks are the types who whine about fast food service...

I've actually never used reddit, but as I had mentioned in a post above, even Mr. Rogers's son said the same thing. So it's not an uncommon thought. Also I didn't write any kind of story, so the writing prompt thread doesn't mean much. I'm actually annoyed you're accusing me of plagiarism for having an idea, especially because there's not even a story in this thread.

Just got back from watching Won't You Be My Neighbor and bawling my eyes out, but had to revive this thread to point out in the documentary even Mr. Rogers's son says his dad was arguably the second coming of Christ.

Awfully cuntish thing to do. Being bipolar doesn't give you a free pass to be a total cunt. Stop being a cunt.

Andrew WK follows me on Twitter and I had a tweet quoted and replied to by Bruce Campbell, so that's pretty cool.

She's a freak. The good kind of freak. The kind of freak you shouldn't have blocked, because she'd have rocked your world. If a woman asks for a dick pic and is still all hyped up sexually after you send it, it's likely she wants that dick in particular.

No, the ones who asked for dick pics and the ones who sent fucking/blowing videos were different women.

That poor baby. He was super distressed.

BABY <3 <3 <3

Saul Good. If I'm talkin about vagina, I'll say vagina. Kitties are kitties. Give your kitty love from me. Straight up tell it "these pets are from some weirdo on the internet."

I'm talking about your kitty in your picture, durr!

It should be. Because it's a sweet ol baby.

Pet Kitties, Suck Titties. This is my life mantra. The cat is important.

And the kitty. The kitty is also important. Not as important as the boobs, but still important.

Daww issa kitten

I'm gonna need this titty train to make some deliveries to my personal inbox for reasons.

The other half wants to be the zipper.

I mean you *say* that, but...

You may need to add material to the chestal area 'cause your boobs are tryin to escape.

I went to one with some coworkers at a previous job for a work party thing. Didn't have to pay, so that made it worthwhile. It was pretty amusing and fun, getting to solve each little puzzle to get the clue to the next part all to get out. We managed to escape with 90 seconds left, and also I caused a rubber hand to fall on an old woman and nearly scare her shitless, so all in all it was a pretty good time.

You got any uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mozzarella sticks

Hey, that's pretty cool. Christopher Lee never shed the blood of a Saxon man on my face.

Not a Disney princess. A Disney QUEEN.