GuyBeardmane

Yeah, that's true, but what's that got to do with your favorite fast food breakfast?

Then there are other days where you still wanna see some titties, but it's not the primary driving force behind your actions. Then there are even OTHER days where you still wanna see some titties and you just saw some titties, but you go "those were nice, I wanna see them again" and then you just go on with your life. Anyway what's your favorite fast food breakfast? I'm a fan of the sausage egg and cheese croissanwich from Burger King.

Being 6'4" gives me a lot of wiggle room here, but I'm drawn to 5'4" and under. I like feeling like a giant.

It does. Because short girls are goddamn amazing.

Is she 5'3"? That's a critical point the song is making.

That is a good and accurate guess. Rankin-Bass animation still unnerves me as an adult, when it straight up gave me nightmares as a child. The Red Bull and Harpy from The Last Unicorn, Gollum and Smaug from The Hobbit. Just amazing and terrifying animation.

Daww cuddle baby

I graduated in 01, so no prom in 2002. But I do have a video showing how I spent my prom night in 01. No I wasn't there, I just watched it on tv.

My favorite thing about that guy was when SwimOdin promised me he would change shitlord's name to Turbo-Douche if he decided he wanted to stop being a mod. That was like 10 years ago, though, so yeah.

Chris Benoit. Then it turned out he went full crazy and killed his wife and son, so after I had time to process everything I don't feel too bad now.

DicksoPenetrate

I've done this before. I can do it again. Just make sure you have properly conditioned or at least used a good beard oil because I don't wanna get scratched.

I got highlights.

It's whatever you want to be, babeh Doom Metal Fuckin'Fist

Fill Me

Nuru-ku4656

Even weirder, women like compliments on their complexion or the softness of their skin, but throw 'em in a pit in your basement and tell 'em to put on lotion and they just scream and scream and scream.

Won't You Be My Neighbor? - 10 boxes of Kleenex/10 Wonderfully told story of how Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood came to be and just about how Mr. Rogers became who he was. Definitely inspirational.

Magnum PIE See, cause I'm fat.

Am I a foil Charizard?

Can we at least make that "the boobs of a 21 year old" so I don't feel gross for ogling them?