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I don't think anyone here is 13.

The most appropriate time of year to get this one stuck in your head, for certain.

It's one of those songs that you need to hear in a mall or something so it gets out of your head and spreads to a bunch of others. I've never heard this one. It's a neat little song, but I can imagine how grating it would get. Dunno why but the other day I had to look this one up and give it a watch. Wasn't stuck in my head, it was just that feeling that I needed to satiate the beast within me with "Clowny Clown Clown." This video makes me happy.

Is it cooler than being cool?

I never met any of them, so I can't say I miss them.

Saturday night I was with friends and that song "What Would You Do?" by City High got stuck in my head and my friend thought I was crazy because he never heard of the song. I can't recall anything in the conversation that prompted the song to get queued up on my mind jukebox, but there it was. So what's the weirdest song that got stuck in your head without warning?

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART AND I NEED YOU NOW, TONIGHT AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EV-AH

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Thing is it took MONTHS for this to happen, and in this timeframe I even got a tune up because I had hit 150K miles. Definitely be careful and when you take it in, specifically mention this problem so they'll take a look and hopefully find an insignificant and easily fixable problem.

This part here frightened me, 'cause it reminds me of what happened to my car (RIP The Sexmobile Mark III: Optima Prime and the Temple of Poon). For awhile my car would be slow to accelerate when I pushed on the gas, and one night I was driving home from work and my car just started slowing down hard, no matter how much I pushed on the gas. I managed to pull off at an exit, and my car died at the top of the off ramp. Had to push it to the nearest parking lot, got it towed to a shop the next morning. Guy said that it could be my timing belt, but it was likely that the engine was just shot. So my car's been sitting there in this parking lot 40 miles away because I haven't been able to afford to have it towed home.

They love me because they know I have talents with rocking, rhyming, doing the do, and also that I'm punctual.

Lemmy lived forever until he decided to stop, and his entire diet was Jack Daniels and all of the drugs.

Fun story. Used the saxophone bit from this as ringtone for Ex before she was my Ex. Then I caught her straight up making date plans with another guy. After listening to this song, I realized how perfect the ringtone actually was.

Swear I'm looking at these and I'm thinking that you guys are writing profiles for trading cards.

So my stupid ass gave away all my X-Men action figures when I was 15. Like, I had one of those storage totes FULL of them, and I gave them all away to my sister's friend's little brother.

Metroid was a pretty cool guy. He's like a tall Mega Man.

I worked with a guy named James Deen. He wasn't the porn star, though.

This is glorious. GLORIOUS.

4/5 on the historical niftyness scale.

Not just this morning, but every morning.

I guess you could say the weather outside is frightful.