GuyBeardmane

Nightcore is the opposite of Vaporwave.

Hi Berry.

NSP is mosdef my favorite, but I love me some metal.

"Africa" by Toto by Ninja Sex Party "Africa" by Toto by Leo Moracchioli feat. Rabea and Hannah "Africa" by Toto by the Angel City Chorale "Africa" by Toto by the Floppotron

My turn to play critic, which means I'm just gonna gush because I don't have anything bad to say. Wildflowers - I remember reading the original tale of the scorpion and the frog a long, long time ago. I think even before I started school. I really liked this retelling, and the touch of character that was added went a long way with me. I liked how humanized they were made, and instead of the scorpion just ending up as a cold, calculated murder machine it now comes across as a calculating mass murderer that a subset of people would treat as a celebrity. Just a good tale that eased me right into the world. One of Those Simple Voyages - I felt right there with Geoff. I don't know anything about the area they were travelling through, but it felt like a road trip with strangers. His rambling thoughts, the conversation starts and stops, they feel so real, like I've been there before. A simple story that hits home with me. 315-342 - I was reminded a lot of Kino's Journey. The concept of a travelogue and the stories the narrator relays keep me interested, and I'd be invested in a series of these. Fate/Furious - You got peanut butter in my chocolate and I dig it. I'm not too familiar with either of the sources, as I've never seen a Fast and Furious movie nor have I played Fate/Stay, but I immediately understood the concept and enjoyed it. Also shout out for the referential humor in there, because I like the idea that Dom is who Vin Diesel really is and Vin Diesel is just a character he plays for interviews and casting calls. A Pack of Camels - If you get the reference, you are Yuri and I am Natsuki. Very evocative imagery. You use words like a master of the craft, painting a masterpiece that is hard to fathom. The story is gross as shit, but that's what you were going for. I dig it the same way I dig Lars Von Trier's Antichrist.

It's more or less a cold open, and that's just a reference to the opening lyrics of "Turn the Page." "On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha"

I am proud of this and I'm glad that people appreciate the bad puns I worked in there.

Wario Lopez is gonna ween.

Then. Now. Forever.

I LOVE THEM

It makes me laugh every time.

SPERM WHALE! WATCH OUT IT SPERMED ALL OVER THE PLACE! God I miss that meme. Random af.

Well I eat pussy so... Oh. But really, cannibalism is just such a bizarre thought to me and I can't wrap my head around it. I don't think that even in the most extreme circumstances that I'd be able to eat a person.

The funniest part is the drawing ol'boy here shows off looks like a drawing my niece would have done of me at the time of this sighting.

Okay so here's what went through my mind. Long story short: caught my ex making dinner plans with dude via text while I was sitting right next to her, so ties were cut. I was hurt, betrayed, all that. So when ex got dumped by ol'boy I got a measure of revenge because she learned what it felt like. From then she and I had something in common. Because I felt empty and she fit perfectly into the spot she left in my life, I fell back with her and after that we were an on-again, off-again thing. Also she has AMAZING boobs, so I keep going back for that.

Da ba dee da ba die?