GuyBeardmane

Because I'm old and bitter and jealous of those whose minds still find original and wonderful ideas.

I mean it's a great idea in theory, but historically it just seems like it wouldn't work out. Plus as much as gaming is an ego thing, crossing that threshold of bringing reality back into the game would probably be a turn off for a lot of folks.

'member when people lost their shit about the Kinect for XBox 360 being able to watch them?

As good as this song is, this is a bonin' song and not a smoochin' song. So I've thought about this far too much and I'm compiling a soundtrack now for good songs for the mood. Smoochin' Songs "Kiss the Girl" - The Little Mermaid Soundtrack "Everytime We Touch" - Cascada "Stuttering" - Ben's Brother "Head Over Feet" - Alanis Morissette "Kiss" - Prince (or Tom Jones's cover) That Heavy Pettin' Time "Something About Us" - Daft Punk "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" - Barry White "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye "Let's Groove" - Earth Wind and Fire "Home" - Depeche Mode Straight Up Fuckin' Songs "Policy of Truth" - Depeche Mode "Sex Bomb" - Tom Jones "Sexual Healing" - Marvin Gaye "The Bad Touch" - Bloodhound Gang "Pony" - Genuwine "The No Pants Dance" - Tupper Ware Remix Party feat. Ninja Sex Party "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" - Dead or Alive Of course this isn't the end-all, be-all list, but rather a starter. The first few songs set the mood for smoochin', and as it leads up to "Kiss" things should be heavy enough that the mood naturally gets cranked up a few more steps. I like the Marvin Gaye back-to-back set up, where "Let's Get It On" gets you to doin' the do, and following it up with "Sexual Healing" to set the rhythm of the do that you're doin'.

If we're only talkin' smooches, then it's gotta be either low tempo or romantic pop. Like "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid is perfect, because it fuckin' says it in the song.

I never get tired of this one.

That's actually a hella awesome thing and I'm happy they did it.

Your DM ain't the boss o'me. If I wanna expel waste I will.

Only those that we've consumed. I don't like to hold on to my food.

I have gotten around, you might say.

I'm a gelatinous cube, so hah!

I ain't the bossa her. But I'll pitch it to her anyway.

I remember one was MY_JEEP_IS_ROCK, can't remember the other name. The threads were gold, though. The poop trampoline still sticks in my head. edit: supper_man! supper_man and MY_JEEP_IS_ROCK. I remembered just now.

Also Gary and Barnabas. And calidave43. I know they were alts, but they were hilarious alts.

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I HAVE ENVY. I watched this on Netflix way back when they had it available. Told myself I was gonna watch the first two episodes and go to bed. 6 hours later I finally went to bed, then looked at the series as a whole and started scheduling my time around how many episodes I could watch before work and after work. Fortunately I got to finish the series, but the ending hit me so hard that I wanted to watch it again. Then Netflix lost it and no one has the U.S. publishing rights.

Ay gurl, how YOU doin?

Got an old-fashioned from a girl named Jackie and she bruised the tip because she didn't live up to the expectation her name set.

The series was pretty great. That could be nostalgia talking, as I haven't watched it in years, but I really liked the whole concept and story-telling aspects of it. I think it felt reflective of how a lot of us on the ASMB were at the time, to be honest. We all put on these different personalities on the boards, and as we got to know each other we started revealing who we really were, layer by layer.

Snog threads. From the long long ago. The pioneer days of the ASMB. Back when men were men, women were women, and I was a young STD just learning to spread my wings and infect the world.

Nintendo should do it. Get the crew that remade DQ8 for 3DS. They turned a whole PS2 game into a 3DS game and ADDED to it. Whatever developer did that is incredible.

I want a full on remake of the first two Suikoden games, either all anime'd a la Dragon Quest or real-people'd like FFX. Full voice acting, the works.