Free trash and recycling pick-up. I never knew that wasn't the norm, it was a perk of living in a village within a town, I always assumed it was just part of taxes or something.
Not like I moved far, I'm like 10 min up the road, but still.
I had fermented mammal squeezings with plant sperm-based insect vomit for breakfast this morning.
Yogurt and honey is disgusting if you think about it too much