SlappyKincaid

i went to catholic sunday school and failed the class because I answered the "tests" using logic instead of parroting responses, but i wonder if my genetic testing would back that up, as I'm a fair amount scot, english, and german. I'm only a quarter Italian, maybe I wasn't italian enough for that nun. The satanism must come from the danish and dutch side, those pot smoking vikings.

or if your mom was jewish

Parts of the article were sort of an answer, im sure there's a better one somewhere but I had to go to work

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/08/a_ballsy_explainer.html

start going after crack whores, they're promiscuous and dodgy. They'll fight over you if you have the crack or the money to buy crack, and when they crash and drop the pipe on themselves things can get pretty hot.

he said "hot women"

If he did there must have been a silver alert from the nursing home

but I keep farting and it smells like broccoli. WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

thats the best and most responsible idea. The vet can also advise you better on your pooch's food and butt-squeezing needs

That's like the worst pimple literally ever, what the fuck I'm so glad we don't have these. Also, jesus fuck.

Ok, first, ew. Second, EWW Third, what happened in dog evolution where this became a thing? Why do they now need assistance in ...doing whatever it is these glands accomplish? I assume territory marking or something like that. and fourth, EEEWWWWWWWWW

I mean, enough people do it at home where I think you'd have to do it with dirty poop hands to give him an infection. Isn't it basically just squeeze and try not to barf because it's gross? Also, I second the reconsider his diet. Purina isn't the greatest of quality anymore, if they ever were.

I like having rabbits hang out in my yard too. I'm not directly feeding them, but they come by now and then to chew on the grass and dandelions. One of the reasons I don't use chemicals on my lawn.

Poor guy was just butt-hurt He still loves you, he was just grumpy.

I feel like acknowledging my flaws is a step onto the right path, in admitting them, I can learn to conquer them, but I have other bad habits that I am fully aware of and still they persist. STILL THEY PERSIST, LIKE THE HERPES OF BEHAVIOR