SlappyKincaid

thats the best and most responsible idea. The vet can also advise you better on your pooch's food and butt-squeezing needs

That's like the worst pimple literally ever, what the fuck I'm so glad we don't have these. Also, jesus fuck.

Ok, first, ew. Second, EWW Third, what happened in dog evolution where this became a thing? Why do they now need assistance in ...doing whatever it is these glands accomplish? I assume territory marking or something like that. and fourth, EEEWWWWWWWWW

I mean, enough people do it at home where I think you'd have to do it with dirty poop hands to give him an infection. Isn't it basically just squeeze and try not to barf because it's gross? Also, I second the reconsider his diet. Purina isn't the greatest of quality anymore, if they ever were.

I like having rabbits hang out in my yard too. I'm not directly feeding them, but they come by now and then to chew on the grass and dandelions. One of the reasons I don't use chemicals on my lawn.

Poor guy was just butt-hurt He still loves you, he was just grumpy.

I feel like acknowledging my flaws is a step onto the right path, in admitting them, I can learn to conquer them, but I have other bad habits that I am fully aware of and still they persist. STILL THEY PERSIST, LIKE THE HERPES OF BEHAVIOR

See, you would think that, and it makes logical sense. ...I plead the 5th

I want that to be my life instead of the lazy chaos I've chosen as my path. And I fail. I didn't listen to yoda. There really is no try, it's do or do not.

I do rack disciprine. I can't even hold all these limes.

how do you still not have a sink? lmao See, I want to try and make that my habit, because I don't often use more than like 2 pots or pans at a time, but I go through dishes and utensils pretty quick. I'm lazy about loading the fucking thing and I'm lazy about unloading it, and everything snowballs until I stress the fuck out about it. Should just burn the place down and start over.

The problem lies when I decide to drink before actually starting to clean. Once I have a buzz, if I'm not already in the process of cleaning, a lot of the time that's when it turns into "crack more open and back to the computer, fuck those nerd plates" ...Actually, that may have helped me figure out one thing I'm doing wrong

I wish I could instill that behavior, but I'm so fucking lazy about cleaning, if I just got better habits, it wouldn't get the point where it looks like a college dorm or a post apocalpyse. And I try for like 3 days and slot back into "fuck it, chuck it in the sink" because I wasn't beaten enough as a child or something.

I try that, problem is then I get drunk and say "fuck it" and do something fun. Meanwhile, the sink is turning into ground zero of "The Last of Us"

I've seen the blue jays be assholes, I never saw the cardinals be jerks at my birdfeeder anyway. I guess it wouldn't be super surprising.

Cleaning was something that was never truly incorporated into my behavior for some reason. Especially for dishes. Why am I so fucking lazy and shitty about it? I even have a fucking dishwasher, I don't even need to do them all by hand anymore... And now I'm here shitposting on my day off after not cleaning the fucking place yesterday like I planned to...

Cereal is too expensive.

I like feeding the birds. Depending on what kinds of birdseed you put out, you get different birds to show up. I like cardinals, chickadees, woodpeckers, and nuthatches myself. Also, the tufted titmouse, because they look cool and have a funny name.

grackles are jerks, though. Sure, they look all iridescent and cool, but they bully other birds and eat baby sparrows