SlappyKincaid

Obviously the only way out is to set the building on fire

Surely this is something that's been tried already in the past? It's exactly the kind of out of touch thing they'd try.

I remember going to a place and applying for full-time, interview went well, etc etc, come back later for orientation or whatever, now it's only part time suddenly. Oh. Ok, well, I'm desperate, when do I start? So I might have to start at a 6am shift, but they aren't sure yet. Oh, you'll call me tomorrow before 10pm? Oh, then they didn't call. So I called them, and they still didn't know if I would need to be there the next day. This was for $11 an hour. This is America.

Johnny Cash, except as a dog

i run into the thing where my brain says "yeah but fuck it" like. fairly often. And infrequently enough and in binge amounts small enough where i don't think about it unless in certain situations it's fucked up.

why give a shit? you lived long enough to start dying you cant escape it, so accept and embrace it

I quit for almost a year, I think it was like 9-10 months, I found that not quantifying it in "how long" helped in keeping me sober because quantifying sobriety made me care about drinking booze and then some things happened. A combination of things that require a lot of explaining. But I reached a place mentally. I've managed to quit strong booze like liquor and wine, but i keep caving to beer despite my want to quit completely again. Stress and things outside my control lead me back to the bottle, despite feeling awful after I overindulge. The fact that you want to try quitting booze is a good sign, beyond that, I'm not sure what else to say, because I'm in a similar boat

I live to not die until I do what happens before then is what it is

Dawg the Bounty Hunter

I can build stuff out of other stuff. I can grow plants. Cats and dogs like me, is that a skill?

I don't know country, skynyrd is like a bridge-gap between southern rock, old school rock, and whatever turned into "country" now. I don't think skynyrd has any songs about "muh wife left me and took muh dog, but at least i still got muh guns and muh freedum and muh ford and bud lite"

Lynryd Skynyrd, but they're dogs

We had some shitty cheap anti-virus program that ended up getting infiltrated by a virus, to the point where the anti-virus program would behave like a virus itself. Trying to remove it was an ordeal, and we had several computers in the house that were using that antivirus at the time. I think it was called "panda" something. I can't remember if factory settings worked to get rid of it, but I remember trying to uninstall it not working, straight up deleting it didn't work, trying to use a different antivirus to quarantine and delete it didn't work. Worst part is I don't think it even came from porn, this was back in the AOL days, so shit was rife everywhere.

"hey oog" "new rock, who dis?" "is oog"

Oog Smith

Probably because we have no way of knowing what protolanguage might have really sounded like, and grunting is funny well, linguists probably have an idea, but they also think neanderthals had goofy high pitched voices, and I don't know how I feel about that.

That belt is not staying up unless she never moves from that position

Miranda Lambark

It'sa me, Alopecia!

Queef Urban ...wait what

80 is old, 90 is a prison anything beyond is hell