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SlappyKincaid

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  1. I feel like in the right context, a ten foot tall guy could be pretty scary, it would need to be convincing effects and acting. A ten foot tall guy ordering a sandwich or something wouldn't be scary, but if he was smashing up cars in a parking lot, I think I would be scared and would be well within my rights to be scared. Although watching that in a movie, probably not so much.
  2. over a decade of anime on tv and subtitles still trigger people, my fucking sides are in orbit
  3. Just kidding, your mother is a very classy lady who never once participated in anonymous sex with random strangers.....son.
  4. oh my god does he not have hands? i never knew
  5. get mad stay mad
  6. Palmela Handerson
  7. I raked a leaf yesterday
  8. usually with mine is when he shits on the floor in front of the box.
  9. ive seen weirder
  10. my aunt and uncle had something like that happen, i forget what they had to do to fix things afterwards, but i remember it being a massive overhaul. They had an insurance payout though, so they were able to do it in a fancy way, but i think they have more than one pump, I don't remember off the top of my head.
  11. ...wait wait, the bristles are....
  12. but that means your opinion of it is that you don't care
  13. thats... thats a lot of water. You might want to invest in a better sump. Hope you have insurance. When my sump died because it was from like the fucking 1970s, thankfully I discovered it pretty soon after it happened because there was only a slight pond down there, and I happened to have a pool cover pump in the garage from the previous owner, so i ghetto rigged that with the garden hose while I went to the hardware store with my stepdad. fuck, 8 inches of water, id fucking give up
  14. at least he doesn't spray like feral cats or unneutered ones.
  15. Another thing: "HEY JOE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? TAKING A SHIT? LET ME HANG OUT WITH YOU WHILE YOU SQUEEZE OUT SOME LOGS, NICE DAY WE'RE HAVING, HOW'S THE SHITTING GOING? GREAT! CAN I HAVE SOME FOOD?"
  16. uhh probably stuff I am unaware of
  17. I made it in there, it seemed appropriate at the time
  18. "DON'T MIND ME, JUST GONNA LICK MY ASSHOLE FOR 5 MINUTES"
  19. "HEY BOB HOW WAS WORK TODAY? LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE! LET ME SIT NEXT TO YOU ON THE COUCH AND PUT MY BARE ASSHOLE ON YOUR ARM"
  20. FUCKS SAKE, STOP YOU FUCKING ANIMAL WHAT IF PEOPLE DID THIS "HEY FRANK, LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE"
  21. Oh god, I bet if I listened to it again, I might be able to recall most of it, but it's in a part of my brain I can't just access at will.
  22. It's when wonder woman turns into a truck
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