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For me?

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Wrestlemania seems to be very much still on. So unfortunately there's that.

hockey chickens

boi po͝osē

Still dead.

Is it 2020 yet? Time to start a new thread? Here's some Jest news in the meantime.

As I look down at the board Here comes the Water Works, oh my lord! Damn, and they got the Electric Co I'm shakin, dice breakin, 10 times rent this roll No Joe! Not the Aryan surprise It's all over, rolled the Snake Eyes Passin Marvin, how can this be I can't go to jail! How will my tenants pay me?! Now I'm broke, no longer ballin Hold up, Uncle Pennybags is callin "Bank with me, I'll make it better" How rich will I be? "All the mothafuckin chedda" And will I still be livin at my uncle Charles place? "You'll own it all once you ride the Short Line past that Boardwalk space So no more thinkin, sign the dotted line You own the board, but your ass is mine" MONOPOLY WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME

War Games in high school in the mid 90s. And Glory in 5th grade.

Muppet Babies, Garfield, and TMNT on CBS and then WWF Superstars on FOX. Also this:

I assume they all look like their anime girl avatars.

Julian Bakery ProGranola So far just tried the peanut butter flavor, but pretty good. Don't have to worry about the residue like keto cereals. 16g total carbs per serving, but only 2g net. $14.99 for a 19.5 oz bag, cheaper in bulk. High Key Cookies These are pretty good. Actually taste like normal store cookies even though low carb. 10g total carbs and 2g net for 8 cookies (if you don't count erythritol). $13.97 for 3 bags of 16 tiny cookies. Revol Snax Coconut Bites So good. 8g total carbs and 1g net carbs for 2 bites. $28.99 for 32 bites. Gonna be hard to limit to two a day.

Keep me posted.

Ojisan to Marshmallow Udon no Kuni no Kiniro Kemari Toshokan Sensou Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken Yutori-chan Fune wo Amu Servant x Service?

It'll be midnight by the time he makes it back from napping in his beerfridge.

I think we're gonna play some coop Stardew Valley and then Jackbox possibly after 11 est (midnight ramo time).

Shrewd Food Protein Puffs & Crisps Strawberries & Cream: Like a strawberry malted milk ball flavor, but with a cheese puff texture. Only 3g TOTAL carbs per bag. The flavor fades quickly and then its like chewing some combination of a flavorless gum/cheese puff that sticks to the teeth somewhat just like the cereals, but not quite as bad. Cookies & Cream: Tastes like an Oreo without the cream. $14.99 for eight 3/4 oz bags is a pass. Brickoven Pizza: Nice strong smell thats kind of like pizza sauce and nacho cheese. More of a nacho flavor. Only 2g total carbs per 33 crisps. $22.99 for an 11 oz bag is far too much, but these were by far the best of the bunch.

Catalina Crunch Cinnamon Toast: Tastes like cinnamon toast without the residue of the other cereals. We have a winner. Unfortunately its $49 for 4 bags.

Magic Spoon Blueberry: Smells kinda like... cream cheese? Does not smell or taste at all like blueberries. Flavor isn't bad, just can't describe it. Flavor lasts longer than The Cereal School. Cocoa: Smells like Cocoa Puffs. Tastes kinda like it at first, then more of a heavier cocoa taste rather than sweet after chewing for a bit. Frosted: Has a cream-cheesy frosting type smell similar to the blueberry cereal. Light frosting taste. Not much here, but not terrible. Fruity: Smells like Froot Loops and tastes like a lighter version of it. Not bad. Final verdict: Major improvement over The Cereal School. Much closer to eating real cereal, at least flavor wise. Both cereals break down into a flavorless residue that sticks to the teeth, which is really the biggest downside. More carbs at 8g total per serving with twice the fat and less protein, but at least its actually edible. Still, for the price, not at all worth it.

The Irishman: 8/10. For a movie called The Irishman, eh... not a lot of fuckin Irish. Good movie though.

The Cereal School Berries: Light berry flavor. Not sweet. Like a crunchy Berry Kix without much flavor. Still stays crunchy after 20 minutes. Just a really weak flavor that does nothing for me. Peanut Butter : Nice peanut butter smell. Flavor is okay, but short lived and not at all comparable to other PB cereals. I think it tastes better without any milk. Fruity: Tastes like a poor imitation of Fruit Loops. What little flavor there is fades quickly. There's a light fruity smell when sniffing the bag that unfortunately doesn't seem to make its way into the bowl. Cookies & Cream: Smell is reminiscent of coffee beans. Tastes like unsweetened cocoa without any cream. Final verdict: Pretty terrible. The flavor is very bland and fades into nothing quickly. Might as well be eating mattresses. Only 1 gram total carbs, but a waste of 100 calories and a lot of money. Not only would I not buy these again, I wouldn't accept them if they were given away for free. The only good that came out of this is now I'm not craving cereal, possibly ever again. Not looking forward to tomorrow's Magic Spoon delivery.

I DIDN'T WANT THE PICK EM TITLE ANYWAY OR THE MONEY I WAS WINNING ON DRAFT KINGS