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WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, BROTHER! THERES JUST FOUR THINGS YOU GOTTA DO TO MASTER THOSE PYTHONS AND THATS TRAIN, SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND EAT YOUR VITAMINS!

Ima use nut milk.

Magic Spoon: 4 boxes for $43.99. The Cereal School: 48 single-serving bags for $89.99.

You're never going to win the Toilet Bowl with a losing streak like that.

The #1 brand for #2s! 💩 It's go time!

Who could have known a show about rating sexual adventures with fantasy prostitutes would be risque. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NEW JACKBOX CITY IN ~3 HOURS @avec @jackiemarie90 @Vamped @theotherpeoplewhoshowupregularlyontime

Spent $133.98 on cereal from thecerealschool.com and magicspoon.com. Will find out how they taste next week.

"Air Jordan never would have crashed." "Shouldn't have listened to that R. Kelly song." Worse than that?

Boat? Like Noah's Ark with beastiality? That's my favorite Superbook episode!

What I should have done was not save Athena. 2/3 and a McDonald's bar ain't bad.

WUHAN CORONAVIRUS AIN'T NUTHING TA FUCK WIT

Senior Bowl practice coverage has been ass. Minimal footage from NFL Network and ESPN that is mostly just showing people on the sidelines doing nothing, and PFF hasn't put out shit yet despite saying they were going to be doing videos all week. I NEED MY SCOUTING FIX

Garfield Kart - Furious Racing (Remote Play) Nippon Marathon (Remote Play) Team Sonic Racing (Remote Play) Golf With Your Friends Golf It Use Your Words Jackbox

I just found some emails from Wish.com in one of my spam folders. I reset the password to something I'd never use and the account shows the person who created it was from Russia. The website is a total scam.

Why is Bork Lazer in the Royal Rumble when he is already champ?

David the Gnome. Them trolls didn't stand a chance against Dave the mothafuckin G and his thick ass wife.

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Golf It is on sale again. Also Wreckfest is 60% off (15.99), Rocket League is 50% off (9.99), and Dead by Daylight is 60% off (7.99), but I ain't gifting those.