panic

I wanna read whatever lewd stories Athena's been writing on her phone.

Can only feature a poll that already exists within a topic, and it is visible within all forums, subforums and forum directories rather than just a specific forum. Not ideal... but its something. 🤔

Get a passport and a plane ticket. Preferably not one you found digging through the trash.

Thomas Rhettweiler

Wouldn't surprise me. Would be nice if they could just force Snyder to sell... to me for $1.

He's already adickbated. His rule was ironically short and flaccid.

But they've already announced they're going to change the name. I can't imagine why they'd still want to sell- Ohhhhhh.

I see a trend.

Derrick Henry 4-year $50 mil extension seems like a bargain compared to Zeke's 90 some million. 2021 free agent RB class (Kamara, Aaron Jones, Dalvin Cook, Fournette, Mixon, Gurley, James Connor, Chris Carson, Kenyan Drake, Phillip Lindsay, Marlon Mack, James White, Matt Breida, Tarik Cohen, Jamal Williams, Tevin Coleman, Damien Williams, Kareem Hunt, Adrian Peterson...) probably going to get far less than expected. Lot of guys for not a lot of starting jobs... plus all the rookies coming into the league. Why would a team ever pay a RB?!

More cereal. All the cereal. And shrimp poppers.

Is the answer to your game also QUACKERS?

"What's more, players proposed an opt-out clause for at-risk players... The league sent out a memo on June 7 that listed the following as possible factors that would make someone high-risk: African American, Hispanic, Pacific Islander, a BMI greater than or equal to 28, sleep apnea, hypertension, altered immunity, diabetes and cardiac disease." Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any more racist, we could be back to white only sports.

Assimilate me, daddy!

Myles Garrett getting a 5-year 125 mil extension with Browns. Chris Jones gets a 4-year 85 mil deal with Chiefs. People still getting paid despite possibly no salary cap increase next year. The Eagles in particular are expected to be 66 million over the cap in 2021. If they roll over the current 21.5 mil they're carrying, cut Alshon Jeffery (7.9), Desean Jackson (8.6), Derek Barnett (10) and Marquise Goodwin (5.9), they'd still need to ask other players to restructure 11 million to get under the cap, which is a hard thing to do when you have no leverage because cutting anyone else would result in catastrophic dead cap hits. So of course they just signed Jason Peters for 6 mil. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They should get Bethesda on board and become the Radskins.

Telekinesis, Kyle!

Change your number and never give it out to anyone except your employer. I haven't gotten a single robocall or text spam since.

Washington Warriors sounds so generic, but I think Snyder already had it trademarked for another league, so maybe he'll just go with that. Washington Generals sounds nice, and it comes with a mascot and sponsor already in place. Go with the Generals and save some time.