panic

Let's watch this.

shelled pasta American cheese and Velveeta ham bologna deli turkey/chicken oysters hard boiled eggs potato salad sisig rellenong bangus breast milk baby food raw hamburger

Yes?

Can't tell if actual cat or plush.

I would like it if my girl walked down the aisle to REAL AMERICAN by Rick Derringer. It gets me so pumped.

Mine is to have my future wife and I dress up as Shredder and April O'Neil, her dad as Splinter, her bridesmaids as the turtles, my groomsmen as Bebop and Rocksteady, and Krang perform the ceremony. I just worry I won't be able to book Vanilla Ice to rap us down the aisle.

https://mixer.com/ramoisdead @jackiemarie90

Got some Julian Bakery Keto Thin bread. 1 g net carbs per slice. It's basically eggs in the shape of bread.

If only he had told you "scissors."

GAMDAY

Halo Top Strawberry Jelly Donut keto ice cream is really good. Halo Top PB Chocolate keto ice cream is also really good. Halo Top White Chocolaty Macadamia... not so much. The cream tastes weird. Now I have to purge.

100% keto if you throw up after eating it.

That'll be $995.

I feel like all the restaurants: empty.

I believe in the purpose of everything living, That taking is but the forerunner of giving; That strangers are those we have yet to abuse, And not knowing children is a life I refuse - A. Raptor Pat

how is that a staircase. i am so confused. is that a lizard on your ceiling. wheres waldo. i need more pictures pictures of spiderman is that spiderman on your ceiling

what is behind the couch

think about it bunch of virgins being told to use the force with a light saber are there heavy sabers?

Looking like Pummel Party and then maybe Golf It/Golf With Your Friends.

We should do something something.

me hard

I don't remember anything from that point in my life. But if there's one thing I'm sure of, its... fuck Carl.

I asked around and it sounds like your mom.

Yes.