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I have a friend that told me has gone the the complete opposite direction and according to him it works really well. He tells women he was a really small dick, like really tiny. "You don't believe me? Wanna see it?" Then he gets them alone in a bedroom and either she's not disappointed because she got what she expected or because she got much bigger than she expected, so she's good to go.

Happy birthday!

When I lived by myself in an apartment, I came hone from a month's long trip at my parents and my smoke alarm was going off. Who knows how long that was going on until I came home.

I thought tiki was strictly Hawaiian though.... Maybe I'm wrong.

He'd make a pretty shitty spokesperson. "Isitoner gloves: They don't fit."

I couldn't take the bullshit about the cake.

She's 8.

North, their 8 year old daughter listens to...... Black Sabbath???? https://www.thecut.com/2021/09/kim-kardashian-west-says-north-west-is-goth-now.html?utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=thecut&utm_source=fb&fbclid=IwAR061fP-Bxz81SINWQ3qzoNkYNEo_E0GfUWWn93XVmCz4fnfCjgyNR74aAg

Wait, Dan Quayle is the smart one in all this?

I don't pay a whole lot of attention to drumming most of the time, but one of my favorite Nick Mason moments is in Careful With that Axe, Eugene where Nick goes "DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN. DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN" to lead into Roger's scream.

One of my favorite Norm MacDonald moments was an adlib after he butchered a pronunciation. He was doing weekend update on SNL, I don't remember the joke, but the last word was "Caribbean." He pronounced it "CURR-uh-BEE-ehn." He then snickered to himself, and said quietly (but not under his breath), "There are two ways to pronounce that, and I got neither." I wonder what's going to happen to Mike Tyson Mysteries. Pigeon was an essential character. And no one else can replace Norm. It has come to my attention that the show had already been canceled for some time.

Happy birth day guys! 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Such as in this clip from The Amazing World of Gumball (set to play at the right time). I particularly love the part at 3:53 where another flute comes in to harmonize with the first flute. I'm also a big fan of American Dad's Jeff Fischer's traditional Irish flute solos. Am I alone on this?

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait..... I still watch Futurama on CC in the morning like half the week.

This isn't Rants.

Good.