Doom Metal Alchemist

"Get Viagra 100% online!" As opposed to, what, 75% online and 25% in person?

Also, I got your Festivus pole, RIGHT HERE.

Go tell.... well, you know.

Ice ice baby..... It's funny like I know the general cadence to that phrase in the chorus, but I can't "picture" in my head Vanilla Ice singing it the way he did in the original version. Somehow my mind defaults to the 90s remake. ICE ICE BABAAAAAAAAY

Counter point: They're preparing you for an extremely hellish work day tomorrow.

This one's for katt:

Not funny, but definitely worth repeating:

Welp I just learned that Golden Earring, the band most famous for their 1973 hit Radar Love, are from the Netherlands.... and they formed in 1961 and put out their first album in 1965. Holy shit!

Now we gotta think of another caption that would fit angus. "PUT THE FUCKING SHORTS IN THE BASKET" is the best I got.

No lie..... it's tempting to name any future son(s) I may have Ryu or Vash. Or daughter Terra.

That's not a good sign.

@little_girl_lostI'm assuming the fence is to keep your cat(s) away from the tree, but does it actually work?

@inhumanrampager Do you have have your birthday entered into your UEMB profile?

Did you get the blue screen of death? Is the blue screen of death even still a thing?

But then what of Jimmy Jr.?

Well that sucks.

Can relate.

So far you are the leading candidate in getting this cake in your birthday thread.

Oh god, I got one..... I hope this doesn't turn into a whole thing, but here it goes.... "Epstein didn't kill himself." Honestly, if I did what he did, got arrested, and was waiting around in jail to be found guilty and sent to prison to probably be torn apart by my fellow prisoners..... The very first thing I would do once the opportunity arose is kill myself. Seriously, Why WOULDN'T you kill yourself in those shoes? You're just going to be beaten to death by the other inmates anyway. That's how Jeffrey Dahmer died anyway. "But the cameras went blank and nobody saw and nobody stopped him!" Who knows, maybe security was like, this scumbag wants to hang himself, let's let him. Fuck this prick.