Doom Metal Alchemist

Pinky up like a boss.

The fuck you guys talking about it, this is the very definition of a Rant..

Sawdzy at the bat.

Only accessible through the deep-web.

Minions is on CN right now, and I'm pretty sure the villain Scarlet's appearance is at least partly modeled after Flo from the Progressive insurance commercials.

It's been so long since someone used this it's funny again. Also I bet it was specifically those duck nipples that got him to touch himself.

It's midnight, what do you want?

A cinnamon roll.

I completely forgot about those guys.

Futurama marathon's tomorrow.

Band named after a street: Manilla Road Band named after a city: Boston Band named after a state: Kansas Band named after a country: America Band named after a continent: Asia Band named after a planet: Earth Band named after a galaxy: Andromeda

Happy birthday! 🎂 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Everything's a bit with you. And I wouldn't have it any other way. 🙂

RIP. Back when I was huge into football as a kid, I was a big fan of his commentating.

You'd have no enthusiasm airing your grievances? 😲

OP took mine so I'll just say a tortoise.

You should go all in and celebrate Festivus.

What's love got to do with it?

Tired of the cold, need to be hot?

Good lord I had no idea there were any pizza places delivering that late. Around here they stop delivering around 8:00. My favorite pizza places closes for the night (the entire place, not just deliveries) at 9:30. Though I have no idea how late any Dominoes around here delivers.