Doom Metal Alchemist

This needs to be made into a TV show. What the hell the show would be about, I don't know. But it needs to be made.

When I had a paper route recently, one morning one house I delivered to, the bed springs were squeaking hella loudly.

I just gave this post a like, but I've fapped to 2-D more than a few times, but I still vastly prefer 3-D. So all hope is not lost.

Is it just me, or does Ms. Blige have the hair style of a 6 year old white boy here?

Maybe they don't?

-1000000000000000 Even when I was a little kid, I thought Chips Ahoy sucked. Cookies in general are great though. Seriously, that post is like, "Pizza is lame. Unless it's Pizza Hut." or "Hamburgers are lame. Except if it's McDonald's."

You realize some homeless people live out of their cars, right?

What are they supposed to do? Use the invisible plunger that the janitor didn't leave inside the stall?

Speaking of ironically eating one's words... So basically, "haha, a liberal died," is a fine and dandy, but go "haha, a conservative died," that proves liberals are shit human beings? Whatever you say, Bucket.

Unison bends on the guitar, I suppose.

I'm already in a band. ::spin::

Fuck him. I don't trust celebrity chefs about pizza, not after I ate at a Wolfgang Puck's pizza place. Literally the only pizza I couldn't eat more than a few bites. And I was STARVING.

I mostly use it as background noise now. But that goes for a lot of the TV I "watch". Mr Pickles: It tries so hard to be "adult", that it forgets to be funny. Your Pretty Face: I love the concept that hell is a corporation run by cubicle jockies, but it doesn't get much laughs out of me. Rick and Morty and Mike Tyson Mysteries are definitely the best they've got right now, and it has been that way for a few years now.

This show would probably be a lot more tolerable if they didn't give the titular character a hillbilly accent.

Here's another heretical rock opinion: Black Sabbath sucked without Ozzy.

I wouldn't say they suck, but I do think they are massively overrated.

I have minimal experience in GarageBand, Reason, and ProTools, but don't have much knowledge of any of them. I'm 1000000000% more a guitar player than I am a producer/electronic musician.

Nah man, they're on to HIM. He knows too much!

One time, at culinary camp, I rubbed a leek on my pussy.

My idea of sexual fluidity is basically most of the time you're straight or gay, but every once in a while/once in a blue moon you'll find someone that makes you swing the other way.

Sorry, I only buy books without typos in the title.

I would say admitting defeat is paying the ransom.

If it's warm, shorts. If it's colder, long pants and a t-shirt. Even colder still, add on a jacket and possibly slippers. For the first two scenarios those are pretty much interchangeable between pjs and outside wear.

....I don't get it.

"Well I swear it, I don't have a gun" LIAR