Doom Metal Alchemist

A long time ago Comedy Central had a promo/bump/whatever of Jeff Foxworthy saying, "If you have a working television on top of a non-working television, you might be a redneck, and you might be at one of my relative's house." Several years down the line, our ancient big screen TV in the game room broke and my dad found a really old really tiny TV (I have no idea where he was keeping it), and we ended up putting it on top of the broken big screen. Then I remembered that Jeff Foxworthy line and had myself a lol. >

I don't know which celebrity I'd choose to look like (Brad Pitt in his prime, maybe?), but I think I can sacrifice pizza for that. Pizza's garbage anyway, it would actually be a good thing if it tasted like diarrhea. >

Just to vouch for this, I know if I've seen somebody claim this. I think it was ben.

There was a period in AS's past they played em every day for what seemed like two weeks. Drove me (and half the boards) nuts.

I wanted to link Baby Got Back, but you stole the joke. S:

That's even worse because then I gotta "go get" it done.

Nah, I hate grooming myself as it is. I don't want to add eyebrows to the list of things I have to regularly groom.

If we're talking physically, probably my nose. I like the size and shape. Conversely to you, I definitely consider my eyebrows my worst physical feature, bar none. They're so thick. S:

Secretly wants to experience the judas chair for himself.

Has a bomb-shelter completely full of ramen noodles.

Dude. Doesn't really like Miku.

Has multiple personality disorder.

Unlike zeni, I honestly believe tic wasn't getting any joy out of posting here. I think the perma ban gave him a kick in the butt to find something else to do that he would enjoy more. He probably doesn't even know his ban was lifted.

Hum.

Scum.

I'm pretty sure luuv was the only one who could do bans when he was here. Also, ticcore was allowed back after the server switch, just like zeni was. But tic apparently found something else to do with his time.

lol

The ban was the best thing to ever happen to him. Now he can focus his energies on something positive. Hopefully.

Live action hentai.

Ah.

She could've easily gotten run over if he didn't drag her to the shoulder.

I have no idea why anyone would do that, other than the bath/shower was fucked up not getting any hot water, so she was boiling water on the stove to take a bath. |::

I expected this thread to be a Q&A style joke. >_>

Man, I thought Phillies was dumb. ::]::

Don'y you mean "seppuku"? (as the answer to your sudoku puzzles, I mean...)