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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. I used to work with a teenager who claimed to drink over 100 energy drinks in a 24 hour period. Judging by how he much he was needlessly rushing around not even realizing he was rushing around, I believe it. After that day he said his girlfriend and his parents had an energy drink intervention for him. And because of that I don't like to fuck with energy drinks much. If I want an overly sweet drink with no nutritional value (which I do quite often) I'll drink soda. If I want more caffeine than is offered by a soda, I'll have coffee.
  2. I don't play violin, but I play guitar in a band.
  3. Nah man, posting porn isn't against the rules here, as long as you put it in a spoiler tag. She's posted full nude pics of herself here without ever getting banned.
  4. Once you get used to expensive earbuds/headphones you can't go back.
  5. Over the years I've written a shitton of guitar songs, meant to be completed by a full band if it would ever form. But to keep files of my sheet music, I had to come up with names for them, which I've always been terrible at, because making titles for instrumentals is hard as fuck (I don't write lyrics). One of them I came up with was Ocean of Blood, from this very song of Vash's.
  6. Shaving your legs is treating yourself? I'd never shave my face again if I could get away with it. Not so much for the manly beard look but because shaving is an annoyance. And I thought most women regard shaving their legs as an annoyance too. Hence why so many don't shave in the winter.
  7. Damn man, even I don't think they're bad. > I'm not a fan, but they don't outright suck.
  8. Athena92[/member] I have no fucking idea why you are looking for literally any other job just because you hate your hours. If you like/tolerate your current job excepting the hours, then looking for a similar job somewhere else with better hours would probably be better than an abrupt and desperate shot in the dark career change.
  9. I can't imagine what a "bottom dress" could possibly be. All dresses cover up the butt, and all dresses go to/close to the feet (or else they would be skirts).
  10. You paid for all the food that got you that butt, right?
  11. Texting was invented for flip phones before smart phones.
  12. I don't know how much KN's salary was, but my dad made $150 k a year working for Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T.
  13. Has it occurred to you that maybe the people who pass the tests and get selected to the panel interview are being considered for more prestigious positions than the ones who are getting hired on the spot?
  14. Is that what they refer to as "pre-gaming"?
  15. Aw man, Indians are who I wanted to win it all this year.
  16. Did you make a.... rootbeer float?
  17. Assuming the designers of the vibrator had female consumers in mind, the vag.
  18. Mythbusters only said it was plausible that they did that, not that they actually did do that.
  19. 7/10, good reference to (apparently) garbage game of an otherwise phenomenal series.
  20. Terry Jones, the late, great singer of Pagan Altar.
  21. 8/10. Succubus, right? Pretty fitting for halloween.
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