Doom Metal Alchemist

Don't you mean "HEY! Listen!"?

I'm the kind of guy who orders a rum and cola, hold the rum.

Get that abomination off of my computer screen.

I would actually count myself lucky if I were to go to hell and the worst I'd have to endure is being laughed at for being a virgin for eternity.

Good luck to you.

Just because I desperately need to shave my ass, doesn't mean that I actually do it.

Well I'm definitely a perennial virgin. Does that count?

Yup.

I don't follow the Astros, but I admire Jose Altuve. Highly excelling at MLB at 5'6" is awesome as fuck, I'm that height too. > Also fuck the Yankees.

I should probably take your word for it. My memory does seem to play tricks on me, like oftentimes I'll have a memory and not even know if it actually happened. -_'

That's why it feels like you were there though, because when I remember you posting there, it was the first time in a long time. But when you registered here at UEMB it didn't seem like fucking 5+ or whatever years since I've seen you post as a regular, it seemed more like 1 year.

You don't remember the reddit style board, with the upvote/downvote drama?

There is no silent ragequit. Having silent rage is pretty much just a part of life. Ragequitting is making a scene when you quit.

She's a hipster! ::spin::

I could have fucking sworn you were on nodebb. You were a relative late comer, but you came. Kinda like with UE. You never made it to the initial incarnation of UE, maybe that's what you're thinking of.

I've had both expensive earbuds and expensive headphones crap out on me. But even if headphones won that category, it still means using shitty earbuds/headphones when I'm killing time listening to music at school waiting for class to start. When my last earbuds went out, I asked my dad if I could use the credit card he pays off for cheap headphones without paying him back. So I bought $15 headphones. How bad could they be? Oh my god they were bad. When I first used them, my heart sank. But my dad decided to be fucking awesome and out of the blue just ordered me some new Bose earbuds without me having to ask him, and I didn't have to pay him back. I am very glad to have them.

Congrats inuboy... perhaps you can help my band get some publicity when we are ready to release our debut EP. B}

Exactly. I fapped, but didn't enjoy it.

I wouldn't say she ragequit, because she never made a goodbye thread. We only know she consciously left and why because someone here has contact with her off boards.

I find earbuds to be more travel friendly.

I drive a lot, but not much squirrels around here. There are squirrels at the trees at my college campus, but they don't make their way to the parking lot. But that may be because there are no trees in the parking lot.

Seems like a reasonable question. Unless she liked to listen to CDs, then that's not so reasonable.

Lucky. I hate when it rains and then like three fucking times in one day I'll accidentally crunch one of the damn things under my shoe. Seriously, snails are the most retarded of lifeforms. They literally cannot stop being murdered ACCIDENTALLY. I don't WANT to kill snails. But I do, because they evolved be so tiny all the while moving 1 cm per hour |::

I would've asked what "phyco" means but you already answered that for me on nodebb. B}

Have the tooth fairy leave an IOU.