Doom Metal Alchemist

A lot of people "settle." Probably less so for just being able to say they are married and more so they are desperate for a life-time companion.

Yep.

Well the advantage that I have is that I'm usually alone upstairs in my bedroom while everyone else is usually downstairs mingling with each other.

Sicknesses have been passing around our house a lot. I don't think its anything serious though, like colds probably. But our house has been a very full house since May. It's me, both of my parents, my brother, my sister in law, and my little niece and nephew. All of them have been sick consecutively, my mom currently sick the second time. I'm the only one who hasn't gotten sick yet.

Draw an alien that crashed landed on earth, and someone discovering it.

Well I don't know anything about writing or making TV shows, so I'll take your word for it.

I think Pickle Rick is probably their worst episode. I mean they mentioned eating poop several times. Is MCGeeGee writing for them now? EDIT: It's the kind of "adult" humor that appeals much more to kids, but parents don't want their kids watching it so it's dubbed "adult."

What about the ones on TV that claim they just got scratched by a ghost and show said scratch to the camera?

Also supposed "ghost hunters."

For some reason I don't think ghosts are entirely fake, however if anyone tells me they've seen a ghost I think they are either crazy or full of shit.

Well to be fair, he didn't post any of that shit on ASMB. He got busted for stuff he posted exclusively elsewhere.

I don't have any sort of inside knowledge or anything, but I would think porn stars would watch porn, even if not for the entertainment value then at least to see what they could interject into their own work or take out of their own work. I would think they would watch their own work for similar reasons, to see what works and what doesn't, what needs improvement, on so on. Whether they actually get off to their own work *shrug*

It surprises me someone would bother to break into a car to steal a phone with a broken screen. EDIT: This was a response to fuggs, not OP.

Happy birthday!

No, the door didn't get pounded either.

Hiccups piss me off. Both when I have them, and when someone else around me has them. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, GOD? Anyway, I usually try the hold your breath method, and if that doesn't work after a couple tries, I do this, but more successfully then depicted here:

Like it was the parents' responsibility to teach their kids to sing, such as tying their shoes and telling time.

BUT WHAT ABOUT US UNTALENTED PEOPLE???

I've never understood why they fill all their animated movies with singing.

I don't know exactly, but I do remember seeing on VH1 that the pilot(s) didn't want to fly, and Ronnie just said "If it's your time, it's your time. Let's go." So yeah, Ronnie was an idiot. It was your time because you MADE it your time! You threw your life away, literally! I'm surprised he was able to convince the pilots to do it though. You'd think at least they'd be like, "Nah, I'm not gonna let you kill me today."

They were on planes before that one. They had many opportunities to write it before they died. Come to think of it, only half the band died on that crash, and I don't think it broke them up at the time either (it definitely didn't break them up for good). They could've written the song after the crash anyway.

That would have to be a whole hell of a lot of chocolate to equate to a dinner.

God that's gotta be disgusting. But I bet people would buy it.

Why would they do that again? Didn't they already make 2 in the 2000s that were both gigantic flops?