Doom Metal Alchemist

If you don't even like soda to begin with, why do you shit on RC Cola so heavily?

Ghostrek you are Franky froesty.

Is Ash wearing a KN95 mask?

Named all 6 of his kids after the Simpsons: Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer, Marge, and O.J.

Knew who Ronnie James Dio was eons before ever knowing what Jojo's Bizarre Adventure was, so when he came across an NPC by the name of Dio in Final Fantasy VII, he assumed they were Ronnie James Dio fans at Square(-Enix).

Where does Mountain Dew vs crab juice fit in?

Used to be a catcher in a fast-toss softball league. Until one day a hitter's backswing nailed him in the head. Now he thinks his favorite anime is "cowoy bobeps."

Because of an episode of The Simpsons, his dream is to be a member of a barbershop quartet.

Secretly hoped Honorable_Cloud would get his coveted Ellen Paige rank.

His password for everything is 8=====D~~~~ because it makes him giggle.

Performs in porn under the name Courtney Cocks.

Lies awake every night wondering if British policemen really do say, "What's all this then?" all the time.

Thinks that because it's called Moses Lake that it parts itself every so often.

That reminds me of this: Anyway, happy birthday new_disease!

Sooooooo much fan-service. Also Gojo drives me nuts with how sexually repressed he is.

Happy birthday!

Now we got blue dye #1 that turns our shit green.

Talks about political ideologies as if they were music genres. Such as: "What people on the alternative right don't understand is that prog policies are getting more and more mainstream."

Happy birthday!

happy brithday

Always puts his trust in the heart of the cards.

Knows what "hand-ticking" means outside the context of a clock.

I'd like to pet a big titty goth gf, if that's what you're asking.

Just came home from the DMV. The number they gave me was B008. Last night at work, I wrote down an asset number on a laptop in case I needed to lend it to a manager. The asset number started with the numbers 180085 and then there were like three more random numbers at the end.

Have you seen the "I told the barista my name is Marc with a c" meme? I feel you'd identify with it.