Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm 35 and I can still get it up, thank you.

Round 2? I haven't had the desire to fap twice in one day in probably over a decade.

That pic is all lies, he freaked the fuck out about it.

For the more epic side of Warlord, go with something from their 2013 album The Holy Empire. I specifically recommend the title track, 70,000 Sorrows, Night of the Fury, and Thy Kingdom Come. For Lordian Guard, I recommend Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God, War in Heaven, Revelation XIX, and Winds of Thor.

Breaking Benjamin didn't break through until I was in college and I had no friends ( ), the other three you mentioned were also very popular at my high school.

Dude, I think you're younger than me. Fucking EVERYONE at my high school was listening to them when Toxicity came out.

Alright, then I'm amending my choices. Black Sabbath, Candlemass, Pentagram: Doom metal Warlord, Lordian Guard, Manowar: Epic heavy metal

Yeah long time ago. I think I liked some of it.

Would it make you feel better if I said they had a mainstream audience? Because LISTENING TO System of a Down was definitely "regarded as normal or conventional" and one of "the dominant trend in opinion, fashion, or the arts."

Well if you can name multiple for a particular genre, then what's the point?

I guess it depends on how you define "mainstream."

Bill Tsamis - Epic heavy metal Yeah he's a musician not a band, but I need to use him to bridge Warlord and Lordian Guard together. And he wrote/writes all the music and lyrics in both bands anyway.

I will say of all the popular mainstream nu-metal bands of yesteryear, System of a Down was definitely the most tolerable.

Black Sabbath - Doom metal

Still says it's ZeroStralem's birthday for me. Do you live in a timezone where it's now Saturday instead of Friday?

"purple shoes with red pants" Was he a pimp?

Happy birthday, Zero! I don't know if you're still a brony, but just in case you are... Ok, that's better.

The Cleveland Indians are leading the AL Central division, but only have an even .500 record. When I looked at the stats of the NL West, I was hugely surprised to see the D-Backs had slipped to second place. I thought the only way they could not run away with the division is if they had a total meltdown. Well apparently that's exactly what happened. They've lost 7 games in a row, and their record for their last 10 games is 1-9. lol

Mountain Dew Ice isn't that great.

In California, we believe in Science.

It doesn't have to be EVERY traveler. Just bring some cookies (it doesn't even have to be the actual company, the person brought them from home) and pass them out until gone. You could even add in the cost of the cookie to the cost of the toll. Or you could ask each traveler if they would like to buy a cookie for x amount of dollars ("each" being until however many cookies there were run out). I'm not saying tollhouses selling/giving out cookies is non-sensical. I'm saying it's no more non-sensical then farms selling cookies.

Well if you want to go down this road, the person manning the toll booth could always give you a free cookie when you pass on through. (or if it's a modern unmanned tollbooth, a plate of cookies left out with a sign that says, "Please take ONE! Honor system!"

Why does Petridge Farm make cookies? Cookies don't come from farms, they produce eggs, milk, cheese, and livestock.

I have a feeling that high number is due to certain recent circumstances.

For the record, it's been pointed out multiple times in the thread that the guy who said he hated the original when he was a kid has nothing to do with the new reboot.