Doom Metal Alchemist

*fat fat fat*

Did you / do you have to take a drug test?

lol Maybe what he and CartoonPlanet did forced Humbug to put in a daily limit, who knows.

RIP Justin Timberlake

There was no daily posting limit. There was an hourly posting limit. In the board's heyday, IBers hit the hourly limit several times a day all the time.

I think he's referring to the myth that female ejaculation is a myth.

Black Sabbath used Cowbell? Indeed they did: Though "plenty" is probably overstating how much cowbell is in this song, but eh.

Nope, that didn't happen until 6th grade.

I think I was in second grade when I tried skating rinks, and that was before I had an interest in girls.

God I hated skating rinks. "Ok, let's skate in an oval in one direction over and over again. Ok, now let's skate in an oval in the other direction over and over again."

Happy birthday, guys!

Good god, 80s hairstyles were awful. If I was a teen in the 80s instead of the 90s I probably would've been asexual.

Aw, who was Sub-Zero courting?

Anyway, Pinnochio (I don't care to look up how to spell that) freaked me out as a little kid, specifically the scene with the hundreds of clocks all going off, and the scene where Pinnochio and that other kid turn into donkeys.

Haha, I remember that cartoon, vaguely. I don't at all recall what I thought of it at the time. Watching it now, it had its moments, but nothing great. It was weird when that middle-eastern sounding music came in out of nowhere, probably trying to depict wandering through a giant hospital being like wandering through a desert. And the tribal drums and dialect whenever the assistant doctors came out would probably be considered a little un-PC in today's world. Over all, it made a smile in a few spots. I don't know why it would haunt you.

Your mom's spaghetti made you throw up, and it got on your sweater?

To be fair, the attendant just comes out, directs you to drive on a track, takes your receipt, tells you "neutral, no brakes", sprays your car with a hose for a little bit, then sends you through an automated wash.

It's convenient, lol.

I once ordered a car wash at the pump late at night, and I was sitting there in my car waiting for the attendant to come out, and it was taking a really long time, and I was wondering what the hold up was... Then it dawned on me since it was late at night there was probably only one person there, and when he finally came out to start the process, he probably had to lock the shop up so people didn't come in and steal shit. I don't order car washes late at night anymore, I don't want to be that much of a dick if I can help it.

Oops, I thought this was wagz' drug test thread. My bad.

Would asking for some water or coffee to help you pee have helped?

That was packard-level.

Please tell me you plan on on wearing something that shows some leg.

CAN'T STOP DA PLOP! BAR HAR HAR