Doom Metal Alchemist

Ok then, the pic in the OP is clearly of a yeti.

I assume that's a snow monkey?

I don't even know what in god's name a "snow monkey" is (other than the obvious "a monkey that lives in snow") and that does look like a yeti to me, so I would have to go with yeti.

Nah. I can deal with this.

The lack of constant oppressive heat in the summer, I suppose.

Happy birthday!

That's a great phrase. I have no idea what the fuck "spoony" is supposed to mean.

How are we gonna get exact change without pennies?

Happy birthday!

It's like... that glove probably didn't fit because he was wearing those rubber gloves under it.

Well it wasn't intended to be... But I guess it can be now.

I don't know how to reply to this. You've stumped me, good sir.

....Why nurses?

But flatulence is perfectly acceptable?

The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing...

And in the near future, Trump will give one to Scott Pruitt.

I'm surprised that AS isn't airing any Star Wars Family Guys or Robot Chickens tonight.

kg? Did you move to Europe?

Wrong, the doctor who delivered you did. HA!

Oh. I was gonna guess you sit on the aisle steps.

If you can't find a seat, where do you sit?

I fucking hate that shit where they'll sneak in some goofy footage after the credits.

Shut the fuck up phillies. You don't know he doesn't have a mental health problem. I know you think you have it worse than anyone else in this world, but you don't. Your mom let's you live at her house, pays you an allowance so you can buy shit, and you don't even have to work. From what you've said, all you have to do is chores one day a week. And still you refuse to get a job. If your life were truly hard, you'd be doing everything you can to get out of your situation. Instead what your doing is applying for disability, so you can STAY in your position. I wouldn't be saying this stuff if you weren't fucking martyring yourself over bullshit.

But what about when it's about something so asinine?