Doom Metal Alchemist

I like how you're not looking at who you're flipping off.

Not even raptorpat knew what happened to it. He gave the ok to start a new one.

Broccoli always smells like farts when its cooking. Every single time. I have come to the conclusion that broccoli is just farts in solid form. Why are we eating solid farts? I don't know, but we are.

You said what I wanted to say, basically.

Alright, fair enough.

This is stupid dude. Who cares if people know you got some action. Getting some action is perfectly normal for a 20-something, and they'd probably judge you more for NOT getting any action.

I'm with Athena on this one. If her cowoker said she could have some, didn't put a limit on how much she/they could eat, and didn't let her know she was saving some for a client, it's pretty dumb to get mad at Athena for eating it. If her coworker was saving some, whether for herself or a client, she should've put a note by/on it that said, "Do not eat."

I understand you'd be feeding a lot of mosquitos, but that's your FAVORITE animal to feed?

You forgot someone:

Some south paws take the tools of the right-handed world and turn them upside down... literally.

Do pay-per-view porn channels still exist?

Does it not work because he didn't get the definition of 'senpai' right (I have no idea if he did or not), or is it because he used 'desert' instead of 'dessert'?

........ I take it you're high right now?

There's the option to turn the sound off in your profile settings.

Great Sunday for me. Our band got a new singer. He's very talented, and seems to have a great work ethic. Very easy to get along with too.

At least it wasn't a guy named zeni, amirite?

I thought that's what I saw my brother spend. But I wasn't looking particularly carefully.

That was so bad, it was good.

In the bay area, $40 is either a round trip or a day pass (I don't live there so I don't know which it is; my brother does, and we recently took a train from Campbell to SF and back when i visited him). But I don't know where Bouvre lives.

More like AdminderraptorRAT!

Interesting. What's the deal with this, @Adminderaptorpat?

Whoa whoa whoa... a master's in baseball? Sign me the fuck up. I mean, as long as there is no lab in the classes. I can't play for shit. But if I can learn to be a coach, or a scout, or someone in the "front office" or something... I'm fucking in like Flynn.

If you look at his hair, he's also like an anime character.

He probably doesn't have any Zima though, because why would he?

There are other 35 year olds that use "courting"? Aren't you older than me?