Doom Metal Alchemist

Is that his real hair?

Should've offered to buy him a knuckle sandwich.

Never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss the obsessive talk about Miku. Wait.... Did I even get that name right? Miku? Regardless, I found a guitar effects pedal that makes the notes you play her voice, lol. I posted it for phillies but he already knew about it because of course he did.

Happy birthday!

What was that, something about chalupas?

Happy birthday!

Come to think of it, I haven't had that type of reaction to any of those songs either. But there was a time when Crazy Train was featured in a very common commercial (can't remember for what, but probably a car) and at the same time always on classic rock radio.

What Tenacious D thing?

I like it. Does he like The Venture Bros.? Maybe he can mix it up and call you Princess Tiny Feet every once in a while.

As far as who is the better singer, agreed. As far as which singers' Black Sabbath albums are better, that's up for debate That's a case of being burnt out on overexposure. I went through a period I just couldn't listen to it, but I think objectively it's a really good song.

ANYway.... I just got a bunch of new CDs to listen to, and I don't feel like listening to any of them. I don't know what I feel like doing right now.... I think I want to get the band back together but my sleeping habits are too erratic to commit to anything other than work.

Maybe read more carefully and respond to the actual question if you don't want that kind of answer.

That hasn't been the consensus since before OoT came out.

Is the general consensus still that Ocarina of Time is the best Zelda game ever?

Speaking of Futurama, why have I not seen one single ass comment about the new season(s) on Hulu? There was hype leading up to it, but when it actually started airing..... apparently no one cares? Is no one watching it? Or is it just so thoroughly mediocre that it's not even worth discussing at all?

Happy birthday!

For one of my packages, the USPS tracking said it was delivered in/at my mailbox. It was never in my mailbox. I never received it. So I tried filling out a form on USPS.com for a missing mail form. The website's broken and it won't work.

Beryl can't possibly be a real name. Scientist 1: "What do you want to call this hurricane?" Scientist 2: Oh, I dobe care, I just wanna get outta here so I can go hobe and nurse this cold. How about Hurricabe Beryl?" Scientist 1: "Really, Beryl? Alright, I'll alert the media."

Happy birthday!

July the force be with you.

Yes, The Ides of July, you got it.