Doom Metal Alchemist

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

I want to see the after of this.... does he turn into a bottle of milk?

Money's no good to a dead man.

Leave it on his voicemail.

Next time call him right back and when he answers scream into the phone: 'GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE TO ANSWER, GOD DAMN."

I would assume if the employees don't hate you you wouldn't have to worry.

Even if you feel you have to worry about management, do you feel the actual workers would try to screw you over?

Joe Rogan Kid Rock

There's a local (at least I think they're local) mariachi band here called Metalachi, and they play mariachi versions of, you guessed it, metal songs. Strangely enough, everyone I've spoken to who's seen them/heard them say they are awesome.

"to my knowledge"????

I just started rewatching Evangelion and a character remarked it has been 3 years since Shinji and his dad have seen each other…. and I’m like wait a minute… isn’t shinji’s mom dead? And isn’t he like 15? So he’s been taking care of himself since he was fucking 12? Father of the year, right there.

What was her reaction?

His face looks like a snow owl.

I would have to agree with the consensus that the 2000s were the golden age, and agree with you about AI, which I would pre-emptively call the dark ages of the Internet.... I would argue that currently we are in between the golden age and the dark ages.

I can't imagine working from home. I'm the kind of person that when shows up for work, I want to WORK. But when I am home, fuck doing any work with an iron rod. That's what sucks about going back to school later in adulthood, the fucking homework. In the classroom it's all cool, but when I'm at home and I got that naggin' homework I got to do.... fuck this shit.

Same thing I do today.... message boards.

What the fuck is this?

You need to try Indian pizza. By me I got Chicago's Pizza With a Twist (or Pizza Twist for short). I generally get what they refer to as "traditional" pizzas, but their Indian pizzas are good too.

Happy birthday!

Often, when kids'/teens' diaries are brought up in TV shows, it is shown that the parents will read the diaries if they want to know something like where the kid may have gone, what they might be doing, are they doing drugs, are they sexually active, are they getting into trouble, yadda yadda yadda.... It makes me wonder if the whole idea behind parents and teachers encouraging kids to write down their innermost secret thoughts in these diaries supposedly only they will ever read has always just been intended as a scheme for authority figures to keep perfect tabs on them without the kids being any the wiser.

Happy birthday!

Why the fuck did Netflix take this long to let me know they have Archer? I have such a hard time finding shows on there I like, and when I do, they have like 8 fucking episodes.

Why do knock-knock jokes start with only two knocks, when the standard door knock is three knocks?