Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't think I was truly immature until I was an adult.

I believe you mean "The Coon."

That's literally impossible. The act of taking a shit forces one to fart. If she hasn't taken a shit in over 8 months, she'd be long dead by now.

So does that mean she's half-way like you?

Well if that's your attitude, why did you wait 8+ months to do it in front of him?

Why?

The first Black Sabbath album was released Friday February 13, 1970. That sounds like pretty damn good luck to me.

lol I'm good.

Some day they'll announce a new scientific study finds that breathing oxygen causes cancer.

Sausage, egg, and biscuit from Jack in the Box.

Little King Trash Mouth!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-your-bed-dust-mites_us_5601809ce4b08820d91a3e8f

Is this clean lab grown meat the answer? Should it take the place of the current farming methods you so loathe? Or are you not in favor of this at all?

I don't know. I would have to do more research. Maybe THEY have to do more research. *shrug*

You know, the reason I tagged you is so you'd give me your opinion on what the OP is about.

I don't get it. What does "aborted gf" even mean?

Hey if we can still have all the steak and burgers we want, and people like nabs can STFU, I call that a win-win.

Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work.

This. All of the this.

Wanna date me? My dream girl is a slim porn star with humungous all natural breasts.

Black Sabbath.

Speaking of which, every so often I have dreams I'm back in high school, and I need to get into my locker, but I can never remember the combination, and I dig in my backpack for the piece of paper with it on it, and I can never find it. Wonder what those dreams mean.

Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.

You mean an idiot savant?