Doom Metal Alchemist

I have moments like that too.

Also, going back to the Key & Peele sketch... I usually don't feel the need to clear my history, as I don't have any SO and no one in my family touches my comp... But when I do feel the need... instead of "clearing history," I just manually delete each porn "link" or whatever and leave everything else intact. Because if you clear your history, and your history says you've only been to a couple places, anyone who's checking it is going to think, "Oh, he just cleared his history, probably looking at something embarrassing or illegal." But if you do what I do, it appears your history has not been tampered with because you still got a laundry list of a zillion innocuous sites listed, so people looking at your history would just think, "Heh, I guess he doesn't watch internet porn."

^^^ oh dear lord. I'm not even gonna quote that.

Any of this? ANY of this? There's no way you don't know who AC/DC is or what song Back in Black is. I just don't believe it. Cartoon Network banked on their gen z demographic knowing it, you gotta know it too.

Do either of you remember what that was?

Looks more like a buttplug to me. And I am being 100% serious when I say that.

That's not QUITE what I'm talking about. This is extremely common in TV and movies because they want to use certain popular songs but don't want to pay the artists and label royalties, so they change it up juuuuuuuuuuuuust enough it's not violating copyright laws if they don't pay them. Why this particular instance was significant to me is that it was like sound alike inception. They inserted a Joan Jett lick into an AC/DC riff, instead of copying just AC/DC, or just Joan Jett, or even one after the other. They ripped them both at the same time!

For the first part of your post, it's because customers bring the businesses revenue while workers cause them to lose money in wages, so they're much more willing to pander to the customers than the workers. They also know any customers can just decide to shop elsewhere but the workers need their job so they're less likely to make a stink about being treated unfairly (or in the case of certain customers, perceiving being treated unfairly). I actually didn't really think much about being nice to retail workers before (although I like to think I was never rude either), until ASMBer farnsworth2 made a certain remark about his retail job. "It only takes one asshole customer to ruin my whole day." (paraphrasing). I don't want to be that asshole. Also, most of the time the retail worker isn't giving the customer what they want, they are just doing their job as instructed, which many angry people seem to not realize.

That makes sense too.

Depends on what I'm spending the $50 on, but I can get behind the other two.

I guess you can consider watching porn behind your SO's back on her own computer as morally corrupt... I actually can't remember how that sketch ended. Did he confess? If he did, did she end up throwing him out the window?

I agree with most of that, but I think if all she is after is some friendly company, she could easily find it in Cali. Why bother going through this whole rigamorole moving across the country again if she wasn't serious with him?

I've never worked retail, but all of the horror stories I've read online over the years from retail workers, I'd probably only be willing to work at music stores since I love music (whether it be CDs or instruments, either one is good). Interacting with the public when the public is being polite is hard enough for me. I can't imagine working with the public when they're being entitled assholes tainted by the slogan "the customer is always right."

This is a very good point. TV sitcoms seem to shame male characters for keeping relationships that they "don't see a future with," but with Naraku's lack of dating experience, just going with the flow and seeing what happens even if the end goals aren't common is probably a good idea. If they don't end up married, it's fine, like nabs was alluding to, statistically they probably won't, but you just don't know.

I don't know if you've been following the whole saga (I imagine you have), but either this girl is madly in love with him or naraku's just making all of this up. Or a third option is this girl is just as 4ever alone as he is, and since she's bagged a bf, she's desperate to hold on because she's worried she won't get many more chances.

It's fucking hot outside. And I wasn't paying attention to We Bare Bears, I was paying attention to an AC/DC rip off. Although, now that you mention it, if I sit out back and play on my phone... maybe our outdoor cat will jump on my lap like she used to when I would take a break from mowing the lawn. I really wish she was an indoor cat. She's such a sweetie.

It's pretty obvious what's going on. She loves you and will say what she needs to say to keep you.... but she is 100% banking on you will change your mind about having kids down the road. I guarantee this.

Oh god, am I reading this correctly, are you back together again?

I like how that dinosaur is breaking the fourth wall, going "yeah, watch us eat this motherfucker."

I'm a bad uncle, I have absolutely no interest in spending time with my nieces and nephews.

I mean, that is actually scientific fact at least in the case of babies.

I've got We Bare Bears on in the background, and some background music comes on ripping off AC/DC's Back in Black but distinct juuuuuuuuuuuust enough so they don't have to pay the band royalties. That's fairly common. But in that spot in the riff where that cool lick on the high strings comes in, I shit you not, they ripped off the lick in Joan Jett's version of I Love Rock N Roll. They inserted a rip off of one artist right into the middle of a rip off of a completely different artist. I don't think I've ever heard that before. I mean, maybe in medley form, but they'll play at least a whole section of one artist and at least a whole section of the other artist, this was inserting one artist into THE MIDDLE OF THE RIFF of another artist. Like, what?

That's fucked up. But even if he did that, she'd probably want to adopt or get a sperm donor. Married women who want kids don't typically give up that easy.

I can't.... I can't imagine "butt" being autocorrected into anything else. I know sometimes they don't like putting "vulgar" words into the mobile OS's dictionaries, but the word butt is so ubiquitous to all ages, and has a variety of non-vulgar meanings (to butt heads, the butt of a gun), there's just no fucking way it would be autocorrected into a word as obscure as Butte, I just don't believe it. I think a more plausible explanation is he saw that one episode of King of the Hill and thought it looked wonderful.