Doom Metal Alchemist

.....I didn't think you were one of those Toonamites who think Jason DeMarco is the antichrist.

Ugh.

I can't tell if you meant that when you found out about your nomination it triggered you to cry hard in public, or if you like posted a youtube vid of yourself crying hard asking to be nominated, and it worked. Anyways, congrats!

I tried searching for "ritchie blackmore's rainbow cake".... it failed. I tried searching for "judas chair cake"... it failed. But I got you an SNES cake! Hope you like Zelda! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday hubbb. I'm just going to pretend your name is Emily. It's the best I could do.

Sealab 2021 was indeed real, and it indeed was one of humanity's greatest achievements.

Harnessing electricity.

I work in a warehouse so music is strictly forbidden for safety reasons. We need to be able to hear what's going on around us.

I haven't turned on the radio today.

..............Did I really just read that?

Christmas music is decent music? I'm sure you'll change your tune by the end of the week.

Jesus man, I must've seen no more than 4 of those Marvel movies since they started coming out what seems like eons ago, and I've never read any of the comics, but I still know who Stan Lee is.

.....ba-dum-tsh?

For a millennial who is constantly on the web I watch youtube very, very little.

Getting into the Christmas spirit... I can safely say I've never seen a grocery store employee wear a Santa hat at work, regardless of time of year.

I do have these kinda thoughts when my dad bitches to me about the SF Giants.

Z-Z-Z-Z-Zeni and the Jets. *piano chords* ...I'll show myself out.

No.

Damn dude, that Pinky and the Brain are dead on.

The Village

So this thread was made about18 hours ago, which would be about 12:30 PM my time. I have no idea what the temp here was 12:30 yesterday, but according to my phone, it is supposed to be 64 at 12:30 PM today. Currently it's 39.

From what I've heard, hotels are a very common place to commit suicide, so hotels keep the bible in all their rooms in hopes that people at the ends of their rope will read it and be inspired to keep on living.

1 "full" brother, 2 half brothers, 0 sisters of any kind (unless sisters-in-law count, then 2).

Say something about "death by snu-snu."

Newspaper carrier (aka paper boy).