Doom Metal Alchemist

That's an interesting choice.

So, uh, vamped... what are you doing in the men's room? Anyway, I remember staying at a hotel like that once, where if you were to sit on the toilet, you were a mere few feet away from a full reflection of yourself. I absolutely could not stand staring straight ahead while I was taking a shit.

Because we got no where else to go!

Well that's weird. Maybe the rules regarding ratings have changed since I was a kid, I don't know.

Ok, I don't know the legality, I'm just going to have to take your word for it, I guess.

Technically you still can, R is not NC-17.

I thought your whole thing was so his wife doesn't get your money?

Whose future does a married man care more about after he's gone, his wife's, or his sister's?

Dude, that sounds sooooo counterproductive....

You going to get into hormone therapy? As I understand it that's how poof's voice got feminine.

I'm not sure about the Bullet Bill comparison.... But areola size is all about proporationality to the size of the breast itself.... Big areolas are hot as fuck on big boobs... big areolas are not necessarily that hot on smaller boobs....

Jamie Lee Curtis' 60-something year old (probable) saggers?

He said he doesn't like one-on-one conversations, not pics of certain users' hoohas.

Of course the squirrel is losing, that why's you've never heard of any big league sports teams named The Squirrels.

Doom metal seems to make cattle herds form single file.... Interesting, I can use this to my advantage.

Another year the Dodgers make it to the play-offs, but don't win it all. Rejoice!

He's from the northeast, but he'd still rather live in the south than in California.

I would think tits would mean nothing unless they were at least inside your skin. Just imagine the disappointment on your partner the first time they take your bra off and your tits fall out. All though I guess if you and your current husband stay together, the point is moot. My weekends are boring, all I do is work (my off-days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday).

For some weird reason I was thinking about this thread at work, and I had a question... Are you going to start going for more "feminine" hair styles? Because it would kind of let me down if you stopped having anime hair, and I don't know what female anime hair would be aside from like Sailor Moon.

At first I thought your intent with this post was to refer to Walmart employees as zombies.

Happy birthday!

I was just watching Home Movies on AS. So Brendan is trying on clothes for his dad's wedding. He's in the dressing room, and his dad's fiance Linda barges into his dressing room. He's in his underwear, and is like "YIKES! Don't you ever knock?" All the while trying to cover his shame with his hands. She says something, then Brendan says, "Why don't you take a picture, it lasts longer." Then she pulls out a camera, and takes a picture of him... in his underwear. Barging in on your fiance's child changing in his underwear and taking a picture... doesn't that sound like the kind of thing people go to jail for?

.....Was it too cold to roll the window down?

Your cat drinks out of a glass?

@Rogue߷Alphonse What about the almighty Sword of Indifference?