Doom Metal Alchemist

Actually.... I want to say, maybe 5 or so years ago, I would see commercials on TV about hearing aides designed to look like bluetooth ear pieces, marketed towards old people. Maybe that's what you're seeing.

One of my former bandmates kept video chatting me on facebook or calling me, and I had to tell him, dude, TEXT. Texting is god's gift to introverts. I fucking HATE small talk. Probably because I don't even know how to do it. Yeah, pretty much. I used to be a pretty open book on the anonymity of the Internet, but intensely private irl. Now I'm not so much an open book online, but I'm still comfortable telling you guys I'm a virgin. Ha. In one of my last jobs, a coworker privately asked me if I was a virgin. If asked, I admit it because I find that preferable to having to foolishly "prove" otherwise. Anyway, his wife worked in the same office as us, he told his wife because blah blah husband and wife don't keep secrets, blah blah, then the next day the whole office knew. Fuck, I HATE parties. It's just me all alone in a crowd. I hate that. I mean, it's fine if I'm not expected to be talking to everyone, but at a party you're supposed to be talking with SOMEBODY. Like the entire time.

Back in the 70s, the members of Foreigner got more pussy than anyone here will ever know.

I fucking love Manowar. That's one of their worst albums though, lol.

Eh, neither the bear nor the driver seem to be particularly hurt, you're in the clear.

Anyway, idk. I love Hawaii, and I like California, and all the other states I've been to I haven't stayed long enough to form an opinion one way or the other.

Fuck you.

That's.... not roofies.

To be fair, like literally EVERYBODY hated Chris Brown after those photos of the battered Rhianna came to light.

No, women have definitely driven me far more nuts with other things.

Interesting, that never occurred to me. My dad always used to wear one but hasn't in years... But then again he retired 10 years ago, so... My brother's a business owner, and when he comes to visit, I never see him wear one either.

Is snow in Texas as rare as snow in non-mountainous California?

Happy birthday, rogue!

All I've ever killed myself and ate was fish.

And two years to make it good.

Um.... I don't know about you, but when my hair is in front of both my eyes, I can't see shit.

Remember on ASMB when there'd be like 30 users on and like 5,000 guests on?

I don't know if you're referring to the thousands of folders or when dane came back half of Babbling mocked him by copying his avatar.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

That's not where they go to "save themselves for marriage"? EDIT: Just noticed the spelling of "meat."

What do you mean?

I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking...

That's quite the loogy you got there.

Just avoid the Nu Metal Gundam, that one sucks most of all.

Fapping is always good, and I don't care about gundams or model building. So I say balloons.