Doom Metal Alchemist

Don't think I've ever seen that, thanks. Another case of unfunny parent replaced with funny parent, lol. If they reshot that with Jerry Stiller, I wonder why they didn't do that with Morty Seinfeld.

Well if you want to get technical in Estelle's first appearance in the show she was blonde (same actress though). I don't remember someone else as Frank, but there was someone else that played Morty Seinfeld that was about -9000% as funny as the guy that ended up with the part.

It's a chord. E minor 7 add 4. Happy birthday!

Both of George Costanza's parents have red hair, but George's hair is brown. How did that happen?

Who would you say was the best Joker? Let's see how unpopular your opinions really are!

There must be a cricket somewhere in my apartment. The chirping is way too loud to be coming from outside. It's a good thing I always sleep with the TV on because If I was used to sleeping in silence this would probably drive me nuts.

I've never gotten stoned in my life, and I loved classic AS. But I think there maybe something to the idea that you have to be stoned to COME UP with the stuff AS was doing, not necessarily enjoy it. But I do assume you have to be stoned to enjoy 12 oz. Mouse.

If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it?

I hesitate to call beef overrated, but chicken is pretty damn great.

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

I want to see the after of this.... does he turn into a bottle of milk?

Money's no good to a dead man.

Leave it on his voicemail.

Next time call him right back and when he answers scream into the phone: 'GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE TO ANSWER, GOD DAMN."

I would assume if the employees don't hate you you wouldn't have to worry.

Even if you feel you have to worry about management, do you feel the actual workers would try to screw you over?

Joe Rogan Kid Rock

There's a local (at least I think they're local) mariachi band here called Metalachi, and they play mariachi versions of, you guessed it, metal songs. Strangely enough, everyone I've spoken to who's seen them/heard them say they are awesome.