Snails need to fuck the fuck off. I'm tired off accidentally crunching their stupid asses under my shoe every fucking day. What kind of stupid ass life form exists where 9 times out of 10 it's murdered, that murder is completely accidental? How are these dumb fucks not extinct by now?
And on a completely unrelated note, Froot Loops are still just as delicious as a middle-aged adult as when I was a little kid.