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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I have to too.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Sex on the Beach Purple Hooters Slippery Nipples
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is that what's known as a "sex pistol"?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "s"?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That doesn't look like a cover for a game rated "E for Everyone".
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Don't blame your temporary inability to do math on my sense of humor, lol.
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    1993 was 27 years ago...
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ...............I still don't understand.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I mean, at least they TRIED to make it an arm-cannon, unlike the North American version.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dude, I can't lie. Well, I can, but I'm completely transparent when i do. EDIT: I just realized "transparent" means something else in this context, so what I meant is people can see right through me.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why is 1993 the cutoff date?
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nah, I don't recommend those. Either I haven't played them or I didn't like them significantly. Is Super Dodgeball one of those that went for tens of thousands of dollars on ebay?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    By "half frozen waffle", do you mean you toasted the waffle and ate half of it, or do you mean you toasted it but not enough, and it's still half frozen?
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    CAWK
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    SwingDongPersius was the only good one of those, but it was so good I gave you the like.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know what the hell you're talking about, so I wanted to give this a confused react, but it made me LOL irl so a laugh react it is.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you know if D.C. Comics ever filed a copyright / trademark suit?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's actually quite easy, you probably either just don't watch porn often or else you don't get particularly attached to which performers you're watching. Some I memorize because I like them so I seek out their material. Others I memorize because I really, really don't like so I memorize them so I can more easily avoid their material. In the case of Mia Khalifa, she got famous because she was I think Lebanese born and dreamed of becoming a pornstar but received death threats from many people in her home country for expressing said desire.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    OH Naraku4656Inches
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    1-800-OMG-IHAVESUCHALARGEPENIS
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Vampenis
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Last year I read a rumor online that Jimmy Garapolo (however you spell that) was dating pornstar Mia Khalifa. If he's dating a pornstar, maybe he's wild enough to give you a bj.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yours is That_One_Guy_With_The_Large_Penis
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Doom Metal All Penis
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why would I imply "legitimate" speed runs are tool assisted?
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