Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh is THIS why I woke up mysteriously bald this morning?

Oh yeah, you're totally moist, huh?

Wh...

Off topic, but what is with this cliche of some character not believing his eyes and he takes off his glasses to make sure he's not seeing things? "I saw something unbelievable! To make sure my eyes didn't just deceive me, I must temporarily make myself blind! ....... Oh, that unbelievable thing I thought I saw was actually just a boring ol' blur. Carry on." Or alternatively.... "Yup, that thing's still there, albeit a bit blurry now."

Happy birthday!

Statistically speaking, he is going to be on life support before she is.

I want this life.

I mean, since you're not Asian (or at least, you don't look it) I'm skeptical it has anything to do with you being POC.

Happy belated!

This one made me LOL irl pretty heartily. 😂Because that probably is exactly what hell is like for scientists, lol.

Is a "story problem" the same as a "word problem" like you would get in math homework? Because this would definitely make sense if so. But I don't think I've heard the phrase "story problem" so I don't know for sure.

He could have been even more of a smartass and omitted the 'y', but he was nice about it.

Pics? What century are you living in? There's gotta be vids out there somewhere.

Drive through liquor stores: Good for the drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Got places to go, people to hit.

I also like how he has "bro hair".

Sorry. I recently had an irl friend who refused to stop getting catfished. 😂

Provided the "jk" is for the glam filter comment rather than the whole thread.... this is probably a scammer, since you don't know or remember this person.

Oh, I getcha now.

I don't know if it would be derailing, this ain't the female hotness thread. It's dedicated to BOTH waifus AND husbandos!

This doesn't make any kind of sense.... 80 degrees is cold enough for a jacket, but 100 is hot enough to where you need as little clothing as possible?

Oh, oops.

What is it you must do?

Is that one of the noble's from Wolf's Rain? From Wolf's Rain, I had a crush on Cher.