Doom Metal Alchemist

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe.

Ask myself if I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Dumb, yes. Question, no.

Happy birthday!

Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"

His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."

His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."

Killed the sun with a turtle.

What about FMA 2003? I really wish that was on Netflix.

Should've been Michael Phelps.

Happy birthday! Never mind the name on the cake.

Has never UNsuccessfully started the wave at jury trials.

???????????? I have literally never seen Speedy and Daffy paired together. Wait, you don't like Daffy Duck??????? What Twilight Zone episode am I in right now?

Is the sole reason The Simpsons keep bringing Disco Stu back.

The guy that voiced/voices Fat Tony on The Simpsons is named Joe Mantegna. I'm fairly certain his last name is pronounced Mon-ten-ya. It's gotta be my favorite actor name ever. It's almost Joe Montana but not quite. As a life long 49er fan, that tickles my funny bone. Like imagine a famous actor named Tom Rady.

The "Bro" vs The "Manssiere" Bro is actually pretty clever, but manssiere has got to be the worst product name in the history of time.

When I was in elementary school I was talking to some people and I mentioned I like the STP song and the girls thought I was talking about a TLC song of the same name.