Doom Metal Alchemist

Get at it ASAP! That's a lot of instruments you're going to be rusty on.

I see you living your dream, but I don't see you becoming a hentai monster.

@Poof just to be clear I gave this post a like because I very much agree with the opening sentiment. As far as how valuable C is and which versions over which, I don't fucking know, so I'm not either agreeing or disagreeing with him there.

My parents let us play most games we wanted including Mortal Kombat II. But that didn't stop them for telling it us it was going to rot our brains and make us more violent.

What the hell do you do with it all? You're single and childless.... you got to be making way the fuck more than me in income.... I got money coming out my ears. Is it your mortgage?

KFC. Or whatever your preferred chicken joint that has mashed potatoes.

Did... did your parents play video games? I thought all our parents told us video games were going to rot our brains and make us violent.

There's a programming language called D????? Also where does C# fall.

Not entertaining, just interesting / surprising. Also this.

TIL wtf TIL learned means, FINALLY, by the context of this post.

But what about when I actually snap it? I never take sneaky pics of strangers so I have no idea how I'd take a pic of him without being totally blatant about it.

? I know Sonic 06 was a piece of shit, but the early games are regarded as classics....

? Would it be that good for me to start conversations with strangers about things I don't really care about and just interested me just because I wouldn't think someone in their demographic would be into it?

I was never a Sonic / Sega fan to begin with, so it would seem an awkward conversation to start with a stranger old enough to be my dad, lol.

A guy in the waiting room that looked about the same age as my dad wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog shirt. I kinda wanted to snap a pic but figured even asking his permission would be really rude.

I don't know if you clip your cat's claws, but if you do, then use those.

Toenail clippings.

The Human Fund?

I also very much dislike sitting at a desk, but it sure beats the hell out of standing at one. Zing! 😜

Dear god why. I was already on my feet the whole time at work the last ~1.5 years I've worked here, but my other positions included the right mix of walking and standing as to not kill my body. Now I'm either doing nothing but standing, nothing but walking, or when it's calm, nothing but sitting (although technically I don't have to sit at all if I don't want to. But I very much want to).

I'm constantly thinking about my legs and feet since recent weeks, as my new position at work has me basically standing in place for long periods.

By "we" I literally meant me and poof.

Well yeah, we're the age of people who loved Toys R Us when we were kids. Todays kids give so little fucks that... didn't they recently go out of business or something?

That doesn't explain why you chose Chicago in one sport and Wisconsin in another sport.

The article seems to stress that it appears to work on eyesight that has deteriorated specifically due to aging. What about those of us who have been wearing thick ass glasses since we were little kids?