Doom Metal Alchemist

I want some personal cleansing clothes. Don't wanna shower? Just get dressed!

This is confusing the absolute shit out of me. I would get this if it was about swallows.... but grasshoppers??????

I wish you the best of luck in quitting. How good idea this is or not I don't know, but many people quit smoking by switching to vaping.... but then sometimes they just get addicted to vaping. And I don't know if that would still aversely effect the health of your cat or if it is allowed in your apartment.

Regardless, that's gen-x if anything. Boomers would like, Dan Aykroid and Chevy Chase.

Chaw, gum, or seeds?

Well it's awesome you're on your own. I still live with my parents but I'm hoping to move out as soon as I save some money (I recently had a good chunk saved up but I've been using it to pay my parents back a big debit I've owed them for years).

OH YEAH, did you ever go out with that hot deaf girl?

Yo! Welcome back.

That's the way colons are supposed to be, aren't they?

I don't think I'm ready for that, even on the off chance she was into it. 😆

She had a bf the entire time I knew her.

Not to go back to the derail, but... empty, since you like noise music, what do you think of Sloth?

No, that's the male version of cleavage.

.....is that supposed to be a deterrent to posting his gf 24/7?

I only got it BECAUSE he said it only works audibly.

I'm thankful my mom pretty much never uses facebook. She'll only look if she gets an email notification that someone tagged her in a post.

I don't know how'd you even manage a slap-on-the-wrist ban.... imo you're like the one here most likely to never get banned (even if you've gotten banned on ASMB, which I'm not sure if you have been).

My job has me walking a shit ton. Keeps me thin. Still a weakling, though.

Someone explain this one to me.

I can definitely see the appeal of being skinny from a fat person's perspective.... but as someone who's been skinny most of my life, I'd much rather be muscular.

Well if you watch the subs instead of the dubs... 😆

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid.

Looks like it's pretty much "almost" a yiddish word, and even more "almost" a German word. I know it (most likely in the yiddish 'farklempt' version noted above) from Mike Meyers' Coffee Talk with Linda Richman skits on SNL.

I voted for him, does that count?

I invest in cock fighting.