Doom Metal Alchemist

But on the old boards so often a post was often no more than a "😆" which doesn't contribute much, so the like button replaces those posts.

The Black Eyed Pees

That couldn't possibly have been a thing.

Every reality show needs its villain.

Iggy Poop

No thank you.

Has anyone said Porn yet? I don't want to look back through this thread.

Fuckin' A. I have mad respect for people who play multiple instruments, and you're on four right now, not including the one from your youth you didn't keep up on. Right on. I've played guitar since 1996 I think. I would love to play multiple instruments, but I'm too lazy to start over from square 1 on another instrument. I actually started to learn the recorder around 2015 or 2016, but the guy that was doing the online lessons that I liked kinda stopped putting videos out suddenly and I couldn't find any other online lessons I liked, so I gave up. I still play the guitar though.

I've never had any deaf CUSTOMERS, but when I was very new to my current job, I needed some help putting a wrist-strap on a handheld scanner, I just went to the person at the next station over for help. He happened to be deaf (didn't know that before I asked him for help), but he knew exactly what I needed and helped me out with no problem.

Are there any millennials left young enough to trick or treat? I'm 37 for god's sake.

Alright, I'll bite, what did he mean? I'm assuming getting tired of vanilla sex so seeking something more thrilling, but I guess even threesomes are too vanilla and more of the same for him?

Sure why not I'll nut on the back of his head, that'll count as me having some kind of sexual experience with a partner at last.

Do they call urinals a "urinis / urinus / urinas" in Canada, or is that just some weird shit they made up to couple with "torlet"? Because i can see people calling a toilet a torlet but who the fucking hell would say urinus instead of urinal? That's not an accent, that's purposely changing the fucking word to something else entirely. "The nine planets of the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto." "Not so fast, Johnny... Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet a number of years ago.... also uranus is not a planet, it is something you pee in."

The old adage "The more you know, the more you realize you don't know," applies REALLY well to computers.

It was bound to happen. Psy was a one-hit-wonder.

Paying to sit in a closet and jack off watching two women having sex with each other would still make me a virgin, but ok.

I didn't even know Gangnam Style was ever dethroned.

Wait, was he NOT going for a threesome?

I'll bet Burger King (USA) is like, "No, just order from us, fuck those other guys."

It's usually on at around 8:00 AM weekdays on Comedy Central. .......Or am I the only non-boomer that still watches cable instead of Netflix?

Damn, that's late as hell. I work the night shift from (pre-covid) 6:00 pm - 4:30 am.

*remembers that one episode of American Dad*

It would need more context.

What is it about Thanksgiving time that you seem to always get sick?

I'm sure some filthy tree-hugging hippie somewhere has.