Doom Metal Alchemist

Bought AVGN's used bathwater.

In case you were wondering, that is exactly what I was referring to, and NOT the sound airplanes make when they break the sound barrier.

Has me confused with @Insipid

Bought Belle Dephine's used bathwater.

Burger Seattle Boom

That brings up the question of how many of the main cast are they willing to replace? They've already showed to be willing to replace Shearer.

His ring tone is Spongebob screaming "SOILED IT. SOILED IT."

That was unexpectedly pretty great. Granted, I haven't seen the last few of their April Fool's pranks, but generally they seem like they put about 0 thought and effort into them. This one looks like it took years to complete.

Things/topics that are common in Seinfeld but pretty much nowhere else on TV: Dry cleaner's Cuban cigars Seriously, in the Seinfeld universe, way, way, WAY more people smoke Cuban cigars than cigarettes.

Did a Men At Work styled cover of Overkill by Motorhead.

That Amala Ekpunobi (did I get that right?) sure is interesting huh? Going down the YT rabbit hole some of her stuff was recommended to me and I enjoyed it, but the more I discovered the more I just went hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Shells seahells by the seahorse.

Sells the fish she catches in public fountains to Kudasai so he can make them into sammiches and sell them.

Tina's impression of Bob's "girl walk" is how I listen to the quieter parts of Black Sabbath's Hand of Doom.

Has all of Operaman's albums on gatefold double vinyl.

Plays bass in a grindcore band called The Life Support Machine Called. He came up with the name.

Plays bass in a skate punk band called Ninja Info Cards. He came up with the name.

I think irl I usually say "the original Nintendo" or "8-bit Nintendo"

Mistakes me for Gallagher.

Chops vegetables with a philips head screwdriver.

It just occurred to me that like no political social media posts end with "Let that sink in," anymore.

Did a bowling ball fall on your head momentarily allowing you to post coherently?

So it's common knowledge that Garfield, the fat orange tabby cat that loves Lasagna and hates Mondays, was named after former president James A. Garfield. My question is, was Grover from Sesame Street named after former president Grover Cleveland?